Friday, October 23, 2009

If you need me, I'll be under the Donut Tree

Once the little girl goes home, I'll be taking my rightful place under the motherfucking donut tree chillin with my horned steed (AKA Uni-mazing-corn) eatin the donuts that he picks for me. I'ma gonna eat them shits straight off his horn whilst naked, drinkin choco milks. No perverts I won't be eatin nuts off his "love muscle". I'll be grubbin off his magical sparkly horn that as you can see conveniently holds a donut for you and me...that is if I let you come over and hang. But that's a lot of fucking donuts, I suppose I can't eat all them bitches. Come on over! Bring your own milks, shit dudes, I'm not made of money!

Found via Etsy at Donut Tree's shop. If pussies are your thing Mr. Donut Tree also has a print of a herd of them bitches!


  1. *GEEK•LEE•TIST*October 23, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    FUCK!! That's a great idear!