So during the Holidave's I looked around my place and decided that rather than collect ALL the Star Wars stuff...I was going to concentrate on Astromech droids...now the new f•cking obsession begins. R2 Change Resevoir! Godd•mmit!
This was the best f•ckin Xmas that I can remember as a chylde. I wanted a ghetto blaster so hard! Chris Brown had one, even Mark Hirschi had one. Although it's red and teeny as sh•t...it played Thriller and Van Halen all the same. Oh and check that b•tchin a$$ Pac Man shirt!! There are some Lazer Blazers in there. I recently aquired a new set of Lazer Blazers...it's a Skeletor set...and he's pissed as balls.
Seriously...I f•ckin love you all like candy. Hope you got your ghetto blaster this year!
So much amazing f•cking sh•t in this picture. 1st the couch...that sh•t is identical to my couch and makes me wonder...did they borrow it for their sexy time? 2nd Liquid Silk! Come on...anyone whose needed to get into those teeny tight spaces has used Liquid Silk...it's the silkiest! 3rd...human tied to doorknob...kinda hoping that's me...
DAMN!! Looks like our hopes for 8 Mile II Electric Boogaloo are shot to sh•t! BM you're gonna be missed...none of us will forget your transformation from gnarls to beauty in Clueless and in tribute...Carlos Santana wants to play you out. VIDEO
Well cover my man tits in Magic Shell stick me outside then lick that sh•t off!! I don't remember this scene...I'm gonna have to go back and revisit this classic! Wish I could remember the words to the song...Circle of LIFE b•tches!!
They're here dudes...they've visited me in the past. *I ain't bullsh•ttin* They'll come over at 3 AM mark my words...invite em in. Make sure you got some Flamin Hot Cheetos and some Cherry Cokes...that's how they do.
You gotta click on these godd•mn sammers they're HAAAUGE! Sh•ts almost scratch-n-sniff they so big! Above: Thanksgiving Left Over Sandwich: Dark Meat Roast Turkey, Turkey Skin, Sprouts, Swiss Cheese, Jellied Cranberry Sauce, Turkey Gravy on an Roll
F•CK! That's what I'm talkin bout...don't be skimpy with them sprouts or cran and sh•t...that's the best! Oh, and that SKIN...THE SKIN!!
Above: Homemade: Ham, Provolone, Mayo, Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips, On Whole Grain bread
You're sh•ttin me right!? You go and make this sammy all healthy and junk with your whole grain bread...BOY HOWDY!
Check out Scanwiches on Tumblr they post a new "scanwich" every few days er so. If you wanna I can call ya and tell ya all about em. Holla...
This f•ckin gatling gun shoots rubbers and 504 of them b•tches!! You know that if I had this I'd be Point Breakin the sh•t outta some banks...f•ckin takin people out safely...after all I don't believe in violence unless we're murderin a theater full of Twi•Hards In that case I'll load this f•ckin gun full of piano strings and decapitate some b•tches.
I'll do "whatever" it takes if someone would just make this gun for me...anything...really... INTSTRUCTIONS HERE
If the planets could align. If Kurt were into boys. If David were into boys. If Dave bought Kurt a drink. If Kurt accepted Dave's drink and attempt at foreplay as his shirt hangs 4 buttons open enticingly. If Axel Foley were playing...settin the mood all sorta sexual style. If they danced the nite away gettin wasted on Diva Daiquiri's...providing a smooth segway to naughty times. If David's eggs accepted Kurt's seed.
If I were into boys.
The result would be the perfect love chylde...DAVID LEE RUSSELL! Get into it!
Long time ago (2007) in a galaxy far as f•ck away (Britain) I me thinks...
Originally created for the fifth annual Lightsaber Choreography Contest...where in the name of all that's holy and has boobs is this f•ckng contest!!? I need in. I got some sweet skills with the saber!
This sh•t right here is so f•ckin cool, makes ya wanna move to the Taiwan!
F•ckin go check out Counter656's vids on Youtube Maybe your b•ner for robots will get as big as mine...it'll take time and a lot of stretching but don't feel bad...someday you'll get the length you deserve!
What's there to know...I live in Utah SLC, I have 12 wives...way more than that pussy on Big Love and can't wait for #13! I'm a graphic designer by day and a designer by night...least that's what I tell peeps.
Star Wars for life!!