The f•ckin Ham Dogger is the single most amazing godd•mn invention since the Spork and Push Up Bra!! Seriously I mean...you ain't gonna have to buy two kinds of buns n sh•t no more...you can impress all the ladies at the party with your ham dog...you know they're gonna want a f•ckin TASTE!!
This super amazing babe getting invention is only $7.98 over at f•ckin Taylor Gifts...if I don't see one of these b•tches up in my hizz come X-mas times there is gonna be NO Millenium Falcon Shaped Fruit Cakes for none of you sons-a-b•tches!! I spose I could buy my own Ham Dogger...I'm changin the name to Hot Burglerizer Machine...sounds cooler.
What's there to know...I live in Utah SLC, I have 12 wives...way more than that pussy on Big Love and can't wait for #13! I'm a graphic designer by day and a designer by night...least that's what I tell peeps.
Star Wars for life!!