If the planets could align.
If Kurt were into boys.
If David were into boys.
If Dave bought Kurt a drink.
If Kurt accepted Dave's drink and attempt at foreplay as his shirt hangs 4 buttons open enticingly.
If Axel Foley were playing...settin the mood all sorta sexual style.
If they danced the nite away gettin wasted on Diva Daiquiri's...providing a smooth segway to naughty times.
If David's eggs accepted Kurt's seed.
If I were into boys.
The result would be the perfect love chylde...DAVID LEE RUSSELL! Get into it!
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