And a ball gag in my mouth please....

(sing above title to the tune of 12 days of xmas)


So much amazing f•cking sh•t in this picture. 1st the couch...that sh•t is identical to my couch and makes me wonder...did they borrow it for their sexy time? 2nd Liquid Silk! Come on...anyone whose needed to get into those teeny tight spaces has used Liquid Silk...it's the silkiest! 3rd...human tied to doorknob...kinda hoping that's me...

There's more. Tell me what you see!