Dear Father X-mas...

I'm sorry I been bad mouthin ya. I've reformed...let's start fresh. I BELIEVE! I again believe in your jollieness and cheer.

This year for X-mas I would love the only motherf•cking, sh•tmazing tool I will ever need.

That would be rad of ya...
PS• Please see Amazon Wish List if you have any other questions.

Found via the one and only Zeblue Prime follow him...great fella...he once told me how NSFW a post of mine was...It was.