Donut, Guns-n-Noons

My buddy Keith Rein does it again!! Donuts, guns, and noons!!

I wish he’d update his blog already!! HERE

PS. He’ll be in the SLC for the tattoo convention with tons of naughty for sale!

Wait! Another thing…you guys should totally check out he and his wifes donut shoppe too! Featured in This is Why your Fat bookie book. IKE & JANES

I hate Morrissey

His fat ass, ball washer always ruins my day if I hear his crappy croonin! Today is one of those days. Dear Morrissey...I made this album cover for you...hope you love it cause I don't GIVE A SH•T!

I love you Baby Vader

BABY VADER I will love you and squeeze you and take you for long walks in the park! I’ll make you a little Tie Fighter and even cook your faves!! In return…I’ll just need you to decapitate Lady GaGa and force choke them b•tches responsible for the Offspring to still be makin music! DEAL?

Logorama

This is one of the coolest vids I've seen in a coon's age! Yeah it's long...but there are swears and Ronald gets his! If you can think of a logo that ain't in this vid I'll take ya to dinner at one of the non-existent Dennys here in the 801!

SONSABITCHES TOOK IT DOWN!!! Trust me it was f•ckin sweet.

Did I die and go to Deviled HEAVEN?

Deviled Corndogs

Corndog hotdogs pureed with cheese, mayonnaise and tater tots, then re-baked inside a corndog shell.

HOLY F•CK! Is it just me? Cause this sounds dreamy as sh•t! I’d dip them sh•ts in Government Cheese!!!

I'm goin in!!

I've seen some that have given me a b•ner before...but nothing quite like this...I'm afraid my skin my pop! Soon as I find this girl in the reals...I'm gonna convince her she needs some •GEEK•LEE•TIST• in her life...FOREVER!!!

Um...

F•cking amazing table...I'll have one on either side of my sleeper!