Ya know what they say...I f•ckin NEED this!!

Dear Jesus...make something like this happen on my body and I'll blow you. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Buy it...I'm f•ckin gonna! I wanna be an Intergalatic Thug sooo hard!

Bumpin Uglies Etsy shop HERE

The Walkin Dead Wars

I f•ckin approve. These prints just may have to make their way into my undead living room! What do you think the paper says? Is it a first edition of Enders Game that sh•t is printed on? OH LORD!! Can you imagine? I'm tryin not too cause I need all my blood in my limbs and brain and not my baby bazooka! F•CK...so much for brain blood...

These collectible 10.5" x 10.75" prints are signed, numbered and limited to 20 you gotta hurry and snatch these b•tches up...cause in a few minutes there will only be 19 left!! My f•ckin fave is Dead 5!!

Buy em here at Jeff Hulligan's Etsy shop

Do you think there is a heaven in the Star Wars Universe?

1 thing right now givin me the wood of woods.

Wilma F•cking Deering....hottest woman ever to grace the television boober box!!
Check out NightWing75's art sh•t is mazing!

Cardboard War

•Steal and Steal alike I always say...


Well what can I say...this sh•t is straight up After Effects AMAZING!!! LOVE IT!! I lolled several times!
Made by pwnisher AWESOME JOB GUYS!!

•stolen from DailyWhat...no matter how mad they make me for stealing posts I just can't do it myself...aholes!

LOOK AT THAT!! I dint even swear! Oh...wait yeah I did...never mind.

AT-AT Day Afternoon

I know I and AT-AT Day and a dollar short on this...it's probably been around the f•ckin nets 3 times by now...but way too good to pass up!!
According to the creator Patrick Boivin: "When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker"

My folkses were too cheap too Patrick...I feel your pain.

Big kisses and reach arounds goin out to Jon McAfee for pointin this radness out to me.

AT-AT is AM-AMAZING

It's OKAY!! Relax! I don't know if you can tell but this AT-AT isn't real it's made outta nuts and bolts and steel and is just mini in comparison to the Empires impressive technology that tips over easier than a Suzuki Samurai!!

This f•ckin site right here name of Art from Steel(sound pissed right!?) has a sh•t ton of amazing metal sculptures ranging from boring sh•t like planes and helicopters all the way through the gamut of the imagination and some f•cking sh•t you'd never believe they could imagine like a godd•mn GREMLIN!!!!

I wanna square dance with the guy below...he is SOOOO F•CKIN awesome and nerdy.
Think he'll take an apprentice?

Post Apocalyptic Mammaries of Destruction: The future is SO bright!

So, if you've read the blog before...obviously you know that I love Star Wars, David Lee Roth and most f•ckin sh•t sci-fi related. (Remove ANYTHING Prequelish) Now it may shock you to know that if it's got boobs...it damn near trumps any of the 3 things I mentioned above. If it has boobs and Star Wars my manhood jumps outta it's skin much like the little babies in Aliens.
Above is what the future looks like. Notice...no floating cars (that f•ckin sh•t was a lie), no lazers, and most importantly no shirts!! Cept for dudes...you ain't gonna get a lady that fine with your shirt off and your muffin top hangin all out looking like Kevin Smith's neck and sh•t. Remember that...the girls pretend they don't care...they habitually lie. Don't get mad girls, you do!! You always say..."I don't mind", then 5 years later you have a huge beef and you cheat on a brother. I love you all though...

Mitch Cotie is an amazing artist does rad stuff in the style of the master Frank Frazetta RIP. Take a second to look over his stuff HERE
And here on his WEBSITE

Psssst...seriously though girls...I wanna make out with all of you.