O sh*t! Today begins the HoliDave ®Cnuggs

Fuck man...last night I had the strangest dreams...I dreamed that Kahn was as big as Clifford the big red pussy dog. I also dreamed that I got lost at the airport and was profiled by the finger probe in your butthole police cause I have a baby beard!! Some other Star Wars PEW PEW PEW type o shit in there...but that's the norm.

ATHENS HERE I COME!

RIP HENRY!!

If you don't get this, I'll murder you in the streets

Look at all that fucking mustard and the dangly bits hangin between Nuggs legs. If there is a God in heaven...he/she/supercomputer wants this shit to fucking HAPPEN!!

Finally Gary Gygax gets his!! D&D SODA FTW

This shit tastes like a Paladins pee!!! Goddammit I can't wait to gets mines. Fuckin shit comes with a goddamn Drow Assasin figure.
Pretty cool, but when I was a little tyke there was no such thing as a Drow...stupid books, that's why I don't fucking read!

Check this sweet sweet shit right here at Jones Soda

GLORIOUS!

Ride you majestic motherfucker...RIDE!!

Big ups to Crystaluni for sharing this sweet shit!

Hajime Sorayama *sexiest robots EVER*

I was talkin to Nuggs about sexy robot babes. I LOVE me some sexy robot babes. If I had the chance to bed down one o-these gals, I don't think the fucking sun would be able to melt my "metal" for weeks!


I mean fuck!! Get a load of Hajime Sorayama's work! If you don't have a sci fi rod then there's something wrong with your nerd nuts!! This fucker is a genius!!

One more thing to get your juices goin...

Goddamn! I love my tootsie roll chapstick sooo hard!