The Two Dollar Tattoo Project...

Rollin around the internet I stumbled upon the Two Dollar Tattoo Project!! This sh•t is f•ckin amazing!!
This tiny mother f•ckin Salacious B. Crumb tattoo by Matthew Ellis is TITS, not to mention teenier than my peter on a winter day after a brisk swim in the Jordanelle!
The whole project is b•tchin! Check it out! Link above.

Spock Bleeds...

Just like everyone else!!
Poor cat...I know he ain't got no f•ckin feelins but he's a man....and half HEW-man. This sh•t will f•ck with anyones ego. Come on back to Earth for a few Spock, I'll show you what I've learned from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the WWE. RAW IS WAR!!!
Mallory Hodgkin is Not a Palindrome...f•ck no she ain't!! Click the pick below to go to her Etsy store and buy some sh•t!!
I got dibs on Spock though...need to hang that f•cker up in the gym as a reminder...

DIBS ON RHINO SPOCK!!

Now by now all you cats know that Star Wars is my first love. That doesn't mean a brother can't cheat on a b•tch once in a while? I f•ckin can get behind some Treks...just last night as a matter of fact the birds in my hood were makin tweets that sounded exactly like the sounds of the medical bay on the OG ship!! (NO LIE I TWEETED THAT SH•T check it if you're a non-believer)

Toys R Evil has revealed the above toyses or figs which are an SDCC exclusive. We gots ourselves some "Captain Titus"(center), "Lt. Commander Hannibal" (above-left and the one that will bite it on the next away mission), and "Commander Affonso" (above-right AFFONSO is a sweet nickname for Spock). All this sh•t comes with with Phaser, Tricorder, Communicator, and a f•ckin Tribble!! TRIBBLES are the motherf•ckin cutest!!

Wish I was goin to SDCC...

Listen to the EM EFFIN Hot Dog

I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!!

Jabba, likes Colt 45

Well no wonder Jabba was so easy for Leia to choke to f•ckin death on his barge durin the epic battle near the Sarlacc Pit! He was wasted!

Peep Nathan Stapely's art on 1988 there is a lot of rad nerdery to be lookin at!!

HAPPY GEEK PRIDE DAY B•TCHES!!

Big ups to Brad Barker for bringin this sweetness to my attention.

Slug Life

Words do not describe the epicness of this f•ckin OG Ganster sh•t right here!! JABBA IS SOOOO GODFATHER!! 10 measly bucks. I'm buyin this sh•t, cause I'm the STREETEST!!
LOOK AT THE TWI'LEK BABES!!
The Etsy seller ICFTB, has a rad Dr. Jones shirt too!!

BUY this sh•t!

Monkeys doin it n doin it...and doin it well.

Empire as done by Chimps!! BEST DAY EVER!!!


Version 1 above is the f•ckin jam...sh•t is funny.

YAAAAAAAY!! F•ckin monkeys!! I personally can't wait till they evolve enough to take the world over. I seriously love their attitudes and mating rituals.

PS! Thanks to NIKI WYLEY for the hot hot tip and linkage!