Meatset

This sh•t is just plain crazy delicious!! This happens only once every 220 years...sorry dudes you missed it.

My buddy Russell takes Pepperoni-mazing photomeatgraphs.

Uni Cake Topper of marriage/doom

That’s it! I’m gettin married…nah…that sh•t is horrendous! NEVER AGAIN!

SOAPMAZINGTASTIC

Well...what can I say about this soaps that you guys don't already f•ckin know. It's amazing. It's black. It's f•ckin Star Warsy!! I asked Kylee the maker of all things soap awesome, what it smelled like. She sayed, "Your Mom's basement." I've always wanted a soap that smelled like canned CORN CHOWDER!!

Looks like this particular soaps is sold out but check out her store on ETSY for more! HERE

The Shoppe shows me some love

The dudes who work in my shop, all caught wind that I heart the sh•t outta Unicorns. These cats are the kinda dudes who think that unicorns are gay and football isn’t! So…in short their dumb asses were tryin to make fun of me…

When I saw all the love it took to draw the Ice cream mountains covered in butterscotch and the rainbow poo poo spray…I almost f•ckin cried and hugged all them totally “not gay” dudes right there in the shoppe. YOU FAILED! You made my motherf•ckin day. Kisses.

Donut, Guns-n-Noons

My buddy Keith Rein does it again!! Donuts, guns, and noons!!

I wish he’d update his blog already!! HERE

PS. He’ll be in the SLC for the tattoo convention with tons of naughty for sale!

Wait! Another thing…you guys should totally check out he and his wifes donut shoppe too! Featured in This is Why your Fat bookie book. IKE & JANES

I hate Morrissey

His fat ass, ball washer always ruins my day if I hear his crappy croonin! Today is one of those days. Dear Morrissey...I made this album cover for you...hope you love it cause I don't GIVE A SH•T!

I love you Baby Vader

BABY VADER I will love you and squeeze you and take you for long walks in the park! I’ll make you a little Tie Fighter and even cook your faves!! In return…I’ll just need you to decapitate Lady GaGa and force choke them b•tches responsible for the Offspring to still be makin music! DEAL?