What's next Cylon sex dolls!!?

Holy fucking piranha plant!! I'm gonna need a garden, yard or Mario Pooper S.T.A.T!!

Yeah, I know this MEME is tired...But, it's Star Wars, eat a dong.

Some of these fuckin shits made me spit coffee all over my new remote controlled Astromech Droids...R4-A22 doesn't remotely control anymore. Astromech DOWN!!
Bumps to iGeekTrooper for reminding me!! Holy FUCK! He just posted a fucking Millenium Falcon cookie!!!

This trailer makes me wanna dă shǒuqiāng!

We've all seen the above bum sign...awesome! But the fucking trailer below for Ninja Assassin gets my Ben Wa balls all slickery and juicy and smell like a chao chee bai! This bitch looks rad I wanna ka ni na!!

This sh*t right here noocka...this sh*t right here!!

Now this sh•t popped off on September 17th and I'll be f•ckled! I missed it!! Son of a b•tch clocked in at mere 185 LB's. Give me a man who can tackle this b•tch and I'll point back at that f•cker and show you a dude with super fucking powers and heart and artery thingers made out of the fuckin TERMINATOR!!! He can not be defeated!! And...I'll propose to him while wearing only burger buns to cover my naughty bits.
Now one problem I have with these giant godd•mned burgers is...why the f•ck they gotta have all them nasty onions shits on there!? F•CK! So gross! Only thing worse is Megan Fox's thumbs!

Metal, Sci-fi and F*cking amazing!!

Fuck I LOVE metal, I love cyborgs, clothes, and I even love motorcycles and shit, even though they're scurry!
The only reason there is any gay in this video is cause there isn't an actual video....GAY!
But, I'm gonna buy this fucking Australian Death Machine album right now!!! Crystaluni thanks for the link I'm buying you a fucking fruity drink!

DONICORN!

When I arrived in the ATH Keith not only hugged and fucking kissed me but arrived with most fucking delicious fucking treat of all fucking times. If you haven't been to the ATH...Get to here...I haven't met not 1 asshole and thats as hard to find as fucking unicorn!

The Mike Groves Museum

Yo...hey nerds. This house is gonna make your dick feel SMALLER!

shrinkin...

smaller...

brrrr...it's cold in hurr...

hey, nerds...do you feel inferior?

I don't know about you....but my dick looks and probably tastes like a Mike & Ikes canny. I GET CHERRY!!!

This ain't even half of the awesome...in this joint...CHRIST!
O fuck...PS and shit...Athens is fucking amazing. We partayed at the 283 and some other place last nite. Everybody was there...Melissa, Meg, Nuggs, Mike, Keith, Graham, Tom, shit and a fuck ton o people who I forget their names...what the fuck to you want from me people? I WAS WAAAAAASTED!!