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Ghetto 3-PO-SSIBLE?

Sh•t!! When your gold...pimpin is as easy as breathin.
Check out this hilarious terrarium...now I'm honestly considering makin a purchase on this b•tch right here. I just have one problem...do they have deer in the ghetto? Last time I went to the ghetto...they were rapin errybody. NO WHERE do they mention any deer...or f•ckin flowers...still there might be a park there somewhere with a deer statue or somethin?

Found at: Beat Up Creations

Red is dead

Oh sh•t!! This cat, Ensign Bernie got jacked up on his last away mission. Don't they have godd•mn Rit Dye in future space? Dye that shirt black er some sh•t dude! You woulda avoided this whole predicament!!

ORY B has a whole series of custom Red shirt Munnies...check that business out TREKKERS!!

I just can't figger...

WHERE THE F•CK I'm gonna put this sweetness!!

This T-47 Snowspeeder measures 28 x 30 and is made entirely of welded metal, looks like some sweet paint and obviously a skösh of the Force is inside it's guts!! For a mere $568 which includes shipping this sh•t right here could be hangin out in the hot tub, back yard and even gardening with you! If I ever get outta my moms basement and get married I'm not gonna register at Target like the rest of the godd•mn world...I'm gonna register with SUPERTRONE!
There's only one thing me and my gal are gonna need besides the our super sexy sandwich themed sex palace and that's a snowspeeder replica for sexlica!!

So...there is this cup that I love...

F•CK! But I've already got me a Chewbacca coffee mug! I've drank from his head daily for the last several years... Yeah, he's beat up and seen better days...but so had the Falcon and it took Solo and Chewie on the Kessel run, and delivered Luke and Leia safely...well it wasn't Alderaan but they got somewhere safe!!

Boba, may just push Chewie outta top position...this makes me and I'm sure Chewie...very sad.

Buy this sweet f•ckin mug over at kennatenealle's etsy shop! AHHHH sh•t she's got a spaghetti monster cup too!!

Goodbye Uni...hello Diamond D

So, in my moms basement...is "where the majic happens". And, currently over my bed, I've a sweet velvet painting of a gold sparkly f•ckin unicorn. However, I've just found the above piece of art...it's the motherf•cking ROTH boys and girls! If you read the blog you know that I've got a serious size man crush on his younger (80's) ass!! (now he looks like he's been run over by a manure spreader)

This here sh•t up on Etsy blew my Van Halen (Roth only) f•cking mind!! If for some reason you can come up with the 800 Dollars it's gonna take to purchase this before I do...I'll challenge you to a duel...cause I need the ladies seein this madness while we make the Dave with two backs!

PURCHASE from DMACROCK's shop

That's a sh•t load of kitties!

And there are a sh•t ton more...not to mention all the Star Wars Pin Ups he's done...check em out at 4unt3r's page on Deviantart

Ya know what they say...I f•ckin NEED this!!

Dear Jesus...make something like this happen on my body and I'll blow you. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Buy it...I'm f•ckin gonna! I wanna be an Intergalatic Thug sooo hard!

Bumpin Uglies Etsy shop HERE

The Walkin Dead Wars

I f•ckin approve. These prints just may have to make their way into my undead living room! What do you think the paper says? Is it a first edition of Enders Game that sh•t is printed on? OH LORD!! Can you imagine? I'm tryin not too cause I need all my blood in my limbs and brain and not my baby bazooka! F•CK...so much for brain blood...

These collectible 10.5" x 10.75" prints are signed, numbered and limited to 20 you gotta hurry and snatch these b•tches up...cause in a few minutes there will only be 19 left!! My f•ckin fave is Dead 5!!

Buy em here at Jeff Hulligan's Etsy shop

Do you think there is a heaven in the Star Wars Universe?

1 thing right now givin me the wood of woods.

Wilma F•cking Deering....hottest woman ever to grace the television boober box!!
Check out NightWing75's art sh•t is mazing!

Cardboard War

•Steal and Steal alike I always say...


Well what can I say...this sh•t is straight up After Effects AMAZING!!! LOVE IT!! I lolled several times!
Made by pwnisher AWESOME JOB GUYS!!

•stolen from DailyWhat...no matter how mad they make me for stealing posts I just can't do it myself...aholes!

LOOK AT THAT!! I dint even swear! Oh...wait yeah I did...never mind.

AT-AT Day Afternoon

I know I and AT-AT Day and a dollar short on this...it's probably been around the f•ckin nets 3 times by now...but way too good to pass up!!
According to the creator Patrick Boivin: "When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker"

My folkses were too cheap too Patrick...I feel your pain.

Big kisses and reach arounds goin out to Jon McAfee for pointin this radness out to me.

AT-AT is AM-AMAZING

It's OKAY!! Relax! I don't know if you can tell but this AT-AT isn't real it's made outta nuts and bolts and steel and is just mini in comparison to the Empires impressive technology that tips over easier than a Suzuki Samurai!!

This f•ckin site right here name of Art from Steel(sound pissed right!?) has a sh•t ton of amazing metal sculptures ranging from boring sh•t like planes and helicopters all the way through the gamut of the imagination and some f•cking sh•t you'd never believe they could imagine like a godd•mn GREMLIN!!!!

I wanna square dance with the guy below...he is SOOOO F•CKIN awesome and nerdy.
Think he'll take an apprentice?

Post Apocalyptic Mammaries of Destruction: The future is SO bright!

So, if you've read the blog before...obviously you know that I love Star Wars, David Lee Roth and most f•ckin sh•t sci-fi related. (Remove ANYTHING Prequelish) Now it may shock you to know that if it's got boobs...it damn near trumps any of the 3 things I mentioned above. If it has boobs and Star Wars my manhood jumps outta it's skin much like the little babies in Aliens.
Above is what the future looks like. Notice...no floating cars (that f•ckin sh•t was a lie), no lazers, and most importantly no shirts!! Cept for dudes...you ain't gonna get a lady that fine with your shirt off and your muffin top hangin all out looking like Kevin Smith's neck and sh•t. Remember that...the girls pretend they don't care...they habitually lie. Don't get mad girls, you do!! You always say..."I don't mind", then 5 years later you have a huge beef and you cheat on a brother. I love you all though...

Mitch Cotie is an amazing artist does rad stuff in the style of the master Frank Frazetta RIP. Take a second to look over his stuff HERE
And here on his WEBSITE

Psssst...seriously though girls...I wanna make out with all of you.

I don't care what you're callin yourself I'll still eat the sh•t outta you!

Dear "Wereweiner"....you could call yourself AIDS weiner and I'd still shove you so deep down my ball washer that you'd never see the outside world until you came outta my turdcutter!! What you think of that?

I stumbled on this hot dog print while doin my daily Etsy run arounds...Joe has another couple of hot doggery type things on his etsy page...and in addition some really cool and unique art. BUY HIS SHIT HERE

He's gonna put me to shame at the Don't tell Mommy art show...AHHH!!

Mobile of masturbation

Are you f•ckin kiddin me with this!!? Now I'ma gonna have to get a man-sized crib to lay in as I stare and poke at my suuuuhweet new mobile. LOOK AT SLAVE LEIA in the middle...that's where I would put her fine ass too. In the middle of my sheets!!

You can buy this mobile at Salty and Sweets Etsy shop...sh•t is gonna make a tent in your pants!

I vant to drink your chocolate infused milk...

Jason Edmiston makes art of the rad persuasion!! We've ALL seen, or at least I hope we have, Jason's art in the past. If you haven't seen the Storm Trooper Ice Berg, or Cobra Commander you are a failing and you're not just failing your geek class you've done farted around and you're failing at LIFE!

F•CK this monster mash-up makes me in dire need of Chocula, and Boo Berry!! But ALAS...unless I'm willing to wait until Halloween (which I'm not) I guess I'm sh•t outta luck. Spose I'll just have to settle for my C3-PO's from the 80's. Suprisingly cereal that old isn't stale any more...it's reverted back to a crunchy stage and dare I say....CRUNCHIER!!

Jason's prints are available on his Etsy page for a mere 30 bones...HERE
If you're failing the above mentioned courses...purchase of a print is good for extra credit!

Jedi A-holes

HAHA!! I loves me some assh•les and if those said assh•les belong to Jedi I love it even harder!! Peep Freddie W's Youtube channel he's got lots of awesome for you to get your wet on to! Big ups to Alex Lodermeier for showin me this here sh•t!

LOVE a lady in uniform

Member Nurse Chapel...my parts had such a thing for her!! Uhura too, but not nearly as bad...I think I just wanted to play Doctor hides his bones with her....UGH!!
Anywhoses!! This print above by Pam Wishbow is her homage to the sci fi universe and I quote: As someone with a 30x40 russian Star Trek poster hanging on her mantle, I encourage you to show your love to sci-fi. Logical or not."
She doesn't know it yet, but we're gonna get married...
This amazing f•cking print is available on Etsy!!

If you're too retarded to click the big purple words above for the obvious linkage you should probably get back on you down syndrome medications.

Leia's Luau!

Ya know...looking at things tagged Star Wars on Etsy on a daily basis really pays off!! For Croms Sakes loooooooook!!!
Above is "Leia's Luau" and "Yeti of Hoth" I just bought both these sons a b•tches for 3 bones each!! That's 300 pennies!! That ain't sh•t, I can't even get a gallon of petroleum for the Soobie for that many pennies!!!
Cassie Hart has some real talents!! Go give her 300 pennies!! Sh•t you can find that in the couch!!
Now pardon me...I gotta get to that f•ckin luau gamorrean pig is DELICIOUS!!