Norris was the smoothest of the smoove and got inside of Padme just before Anakin(he has too many midichlorians to shoot loads anyways). His seed made the Vader...and I don't know why I thought any different!!
F•CKIN INTERNET GOLD!!
Christ Almighty! Ya know, if I was a f•ckin hamburger, I'd let 2 people get the chance to eat me. David Lee Roth and Samuel Jackson...look at all his sweet f•ckin shirts n faces!! My fave is angry Samuel with the double quarter pounder from the McD's! That sh•t's ma POISION!!
It's Sunday and I just knew that Jesus H Trooper was gonna provide me with something to be excited about worshipping! I'm currenly makin a shrine...it's gonna take a minute to make Death Star candles and I need to know what his fave incense flavor is...you guys know?
AHHH YEAH!! Mike Groves and Chris Parry of Pain & Wonder Tattoo are rockin my (not black) tees!! I was super stoked they dug em. If you just have to have one...they is only a couple left. Check my •GEEK•LEE•TISTORE•, they're the cheapestest!
Poor dude is about to come outta his SKIN!! I NEED IT!! Not the sex with bonerfied Unicorns…but the print…perverts.
Via: Uniporn
HOLY SH•TCHRIST!
This sweet b•tchin codeorgan analyzes the *body* content of any web page and translates that guts into party times music.
Do you guys know how sweet I would sleep at night with this bad assery under my giant John Tesh size head? DO YA!?
This sh•t is just plain crazy delicious!! This happens only once every 220 years...sorry dudes you missed it.
Well...what can I say about this soaps that you guys don't already f•ckin know. It's amazing. It's black. It's f•ckin Star Warsy!! I asked Kylee the maker of all things soap awesome, what it smelled like. She sayed, "Your Mom's basement." I've always wanted a soap that smelled like canned CORN CHOWDER!!
The dudes who work in my shop, all caught wind that I heart the sh•t outta Unicorns. These cats are the kinda dudes who think that unicorns are gay and football isn’t! So…in short their dumb asses were tryin to make fun of me…
When I saw all the love it took to draw the Ice cream mountains covered in butterscotch and the rainbow poo poo spray…I almost f•ckin cried and hugged all them totally “not gay” dudes right there in the shoppe. YOU FAILED! You made my motherf•ckin day. Kisses.
My buddy Keith Rein does it again!! Donuts, guns, and noons!!I wish he’d update his blog already!! HERE
PS. He’ll be in the SLC for the tattoo convention with tons of naughty for sale!
Wait! Another thing…you guys should totally check out he and his wifes donut shoppe too! Featured in This is Why your Fat bookie book. IKE & JANES
His fat ass, ball washer always ruins my day if I hear his crappy croonin! Today is one of those days. Dear Morrissey...I made this album cover for you...hope you love it cause I don't GIVE A SH•T!
