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Ghetto 3-PO-SSIBLE?

Sh•t!! When your gold...pimpin is as easy as breathin.
Check out this hilarious terrarium...now I'm honestly considering makin a purchase on this b•tch right here. I just have one problem...do they have deer in the ghetto? Last time I went to the ghetto...they were rapin errybody. NO WHERE do they mention any deer...or f•ckin flowers...still there might be a park there somewhere with a deer statue or somethin?

Found at: Beat Up Creations

Red is dead

Oh sh•t!! This cat, Ensign Bernie got jacked up on his last away mission. Don't they have godd•mn Rit Dye in future space? Dye that shirt black er some sh•t dude! You woulda avoided this whole predicament!!

ORY B has a whole series of custom Red shirt Munnies...check that business out TREKKERS!!

I just can't figger...

WHERE THE F•CK I'm gonna put this sweetness!!

This T-47 Snowspeeder measures 28 x 30 and is made entirely of welded metal, looks like some sweet paint and obviously a skösh of the Force is inside it's guts!! For a mere $568 which includes shipping this sh•t right here could be hangin out in the hot tub, back yard and even gardening with you! If I ever get outta my moms basement and get married I'm not gonna register at Target like the rest of the godd•mn world...I'm gonna register with SUPERTRONE!
There's only one thing me and my gal are gonna need besides the our super sexy sandwich themed sex palace and that's a snowspeeder replica for sexlica!!

So...there is this cup that I love...

F•CK! But I've already got me a Chewbacca coffee mug! I've drank from his head daily for the last several years... Yeah, he's beat up and seen better days...but so had the Falcon and it took Solo and Chewie on the Kessel run, and delivered Luke and Leia safely...well it wasn't Alderaan but they got somewhere safe!!

Boba, may just push Chewie outta top position...this makes me and I'm sure Chewie...very sad.

Buy this sweet f•ckin mug over at kennatenealle's etsy shop! AHHHH sh•t she's got a spaghetti monster cup too!!

Goodbye Uni...hello Diamond D

So, in my moms basement...is "where the majic happens". And, currently over my bed, I've a sweet velvet painting of a gold sparkly f•ckin unicorn. However, I've just found the above piece of art...it's the motherf•cking ROTH boys and girls! If you read the blog you know that I've got a serious size man crush on his younger (80's) ass!! (now he looks like he's been run over by a manure spreader)

This here sh•t up on Etsy blew my Van Halen (Roth only) f•cking mind!! If for some reason you can come up with the 800 Dollars it's gonna take to purchase this before I do...I'll challenge you to a duel...cause I need the ladies seein this madness while we make the Dave with two backs!

PURCHASE from DMACROCK's shop

That's a sh•t load of kitties!

And there are a sh•t ton more...not to mention all the Star Wars Pin Ups he's done...check em out at 4unt3r's page on Deviantart

Ya know what they say...I f•ckin NEED this!!

Dear Jesus...make something like this happen on my body and I'll blow you. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Buy it...I'm f•ckin gonna! I wanna be an Intergalatic Thug sooo hard!

Bumpin Uglies Etsy shop HERE

The Walkin Dead Wars

I f•ckin approve. These prints just may have to make their way into my undead living room! What do you think the paper says? Is it a first edition of Enders Game that sh•t is printed on? OH LORD!! Can you imagine? I'm tryin not too cause I need all my blood in my limbs and brain and not my baby bazooka! F•CK...so much for brain blood...

These collectible 10.5" x 10.75" prints are signed, numbered and limited to 20 you gotta hurry and snatch these b•tches up...cause in a few minutes there will only be 19 left!! My f•ckin fave is Dead 5!!

Buy em here at Jeff Hulligan's Etsy shop

Do you think there is a heaven in the Star Wars Universe?

1 thing right now givin me the wood of woods.

Wilma F•cking Deering....hottest woman ever to grace the television boober box!!
Check out NightWing75's art sh•t is mazing!

Cardboard War

•Steal and Steal alike I always say...


Well what can I say...this sh•t is straight up After Effects AMAZING!!! LOVE IT!! I lolled several times!
Made by pwnisher AWESOME JOB GUYS!!

•stolen from DailyWhat...no matter how mad they make me for stealing posts I just can't do it myself...aholes!

LOOK AT THAT!! I dint even swear! Oh...wait yeah I did...never mind.

AT-AT Day Afternoon

I know I and AT-AT Day and a dollar short on this...it's probably been around the f•ckin nets 3 times by now...but way too good to pass up!!
According to the creator Patrick Boivin: "When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker"

My folkses were too cheap too Patrick...I feel your pain.

Big kisses and reach arounds goin out to Jon McAfee for pointin this radness out to me.

AT-AT is AM-AMAZING

It's OKAY!! Relax! I don't know if you can tell but this AT-AT isn't real it's made outta nuts and bolts and steel and is just mini in comparison to the Empires impressive technology that tips over easier than a Suzuki Samurai!!

This f•ckin site right here name of Art from Steel(sound pissed right!?) has a sh•t ton of amazing metal sculptures ranging from boring sh•t like planes and helicopters all the way through the gamut of the imagination and some f•cking sh•t you'd never believe they could imagine like a godd•mn GREMLIN!!!!

I wanna square dance with the guy below...he is SOOOO F•CKIN awesome and nerdy.
Think he'll take an apprentice?

Post Apocalyptic Mammaries of Destruction: The future is SO bright!

So, if you've read the blog before...obviously you know that I love Star Wars, David Lee Roth and most f•ckin sh•t sci-fi related. (Remove ANYTHING Prequelish) Now it may shock you to know that if it's got boobs...it damn near trumps any of the 3 things I mentioned above. If it has boobs and Star Wars my manhood jumps outta it's skin much like the little babies in Aliens.
Above is what the future looks like. Notice...no floating cars (that f•ckin sh•t was a lie), no lazers, and most importantly no shirts!! Cept for dudes...you ain't gonna get a lady that fine with your shirt off and your muffin top hangin all out looking like Kevin Smith's neck and sh•t. Remember that...the girls pretend they don't care...they habitually lie. Don't get mad girls, you do!! You always say..."I don't mind", then 5 years later you have a huge beef and you cheat on a brother. I love you all though...

Mitch Cotie is an amazing artist does rad stuff in the style of the master Frank Frazetta RIP. Take a second to look over his stuff HERE
And here on his WEBSITE

Psssst...seriously though girls...I wanna make out with all of you.

I don't care what you're callin yourself I'll still eat the sh•t outta you!

Dear "Wereweiner"....you could call yourself AIDS weiner and I'd still shove you so deep down my ball washer that you'd never see the outside world until you came outta my turdcutter!! What you think of that?

I stumbled on this hot dog print while doin my daily Etsy run arounds...Joe has another couple of hot doggery type things on his etsy page...and in addition some really cool and unique art. BUY HIS SHIT HERE

He's gonna put me to shame at the Don't tell Mommy art show...AHHH!!

Mobile of masturbation

Are you f•ckin kiddin me with this!!? Now I'ma gonna have to get a man-sized crib to lay in as I stare and poke at my suuuuhweet new mobile. LOOK AT SLAVE LEIA in the middle...that's where I would put her fine ass too. In the middle of my sheets!!

You can buy this mobile at Salty and Sweets Etsy shop...sh•t is gonna make a tent in your pants!

I vant to drink your chocolate infused milk...

Jason Edmiston makes art of the rad persuasion!! We've ALL seen, or at least I hope we have, Jason's art in the past. If you haven't seen the Storm Trooper Ice Berg, or Cobra Commander you are a failing and you're not just failing your geek class you've done farted around and you're failing at LIFE!

F•CK this monster mash-up makes me in dire need of Chocula, and Boo Berry!! But ALAS...unless I'm willing to wait until Halloween (which I'm not) I guess I'm sh•t outta luck. Spose I'll just have to settle for my C3-PO's from the 80's. Suprisingly cereal that old isn't stale any more...it's reverted back to a crunchy stage and dare I say....CRUNCHIER!!

Jason's prints are available on his Etsy page for a mere 30 bones...HERE
If you're failing the above mentioned courses...purchase of a print is good for extra credit!

Jedi A-holes

HAHA!! I loves me some assh•les and if those said assh•les belong to Jedi I love it even harder!! Peep Freddie W's Youtube channel he's got lots of awesome for you to get your wet on to! Big ups to Alex Lodermeier for showin me this here sh•t!

LOVE a lady in uniform

Member Nurse Chapel...my parts had such a thing for her!! Uhura too, but not nearly as bad...I think I just wanted to play Doctor hides his bones with her....UGH!!
Anywhoses!! This print above by Pam Wishbow is her homage to the sci fi universe and I quote: As someone with a 30x40 russian Star Trek poster hanging on her mantle, I encourage you to show your love to sci-fi. Logical or not."
She doesn't know it yet, but we're gonna get married...
This amazing f•cking print is available on Etsy!!

If you're too retarded to click the big purple words above for the obvious linkage you should probably get back on you down syndrome medications.

Leia's Luau!

Ya know...looking at things tagged Star Wars on Etsy on a daily basis really pays off!! For Croms Sakes loooooooook!!!
Above is "Leia's Luau" and "Yeti of Hoth" I just bought both these sons a b•tches for 3 bones each!! That's 300 pennies!! That ain't sh•t, I can't even get a gallon of petroleum for the Soobie for that many pennies!!!
Cassie Hart has some real talents!! Go give her 300 pennies!! Sh•t you can find that in the couch!!
Now pardon me...I gotta get to that f•ckin luau gamorrean pig is DELICIOUS!!

The Two Dollar Tattoo Project...

Rollin around the internet I stumbled upon the Two Dollar Tattoo Project!! This sh•t is f•ckin amazing!!
This tiny mother f•ckin Salacious B. Crumb tattoo by Matthew Ellis is TITS, not to mention teenier than my peter on a winter day after a brisk swim in the Jordanelle!
The whole project is b•tchin! Check it out! Link above.

Spock Bleeds...

Just like everyone else!!
Poor cat...I know he ain't got no f•ckin feelins but he's a man....and half HEW-man. This sh•t will f•ck with anyones ego. Come on back to Earth for a few Spock, I'll show you what I've learned from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the WWE. RAW IS WAR!!!
Mallory Hodgkin is Not a Palindrome...f•ck no she ain't!! Click the pick below to go to her Etsy store and buy some sh•t!!
I got dibs on Spock though...need to hang that f•cker up in the gym as a reminder...

DIBS ON RHINO SPOCK!!

Now by now all you cats know that Star Wars is my first love. That doesn't mean a brother can't cheat on a b•tch once in a while? I f•ckin can get behind some Treks...just last night as a matter of fact the birds in my hood were makin tweets that sounded exactly like the sounds of the medical bay on the OG ship!! (NO LIE I TWEETED THAT SH•T check it if you're a non-believer)

Toys R Evil has revealed the above toyses or figs which are an SDCC exclusive. We gots ourselves some "Captain Titus"(center), "Lt. Commander Hannibal" (above-left and the one that will bite it on the next away mission), and "Commander Affonso" (above-right AFFONSO is a sweet nickname for Spock). All this sh•t comes with with Phaser, Tricorder, Communicator, and a f•ckin Tribble!! TRIBBLES are the motherf•ckin cutest!!

Wish I was goin to SDCC...

Listen to the EM EFFIN Hot Dog

I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!!

Jabba, likes Colt 45

Well no wonder Jabba was so easy for Leia to choke to f•ckin death on his barge durin the epic battle near the Sarlacc Pit! He was wasted!

Peep Nathan Stapely's art on 1988 there is a lot of rad nerdery to be lookin at!!

HAPPY GEEK PRIDE DAY B•TCHES!!

Big ups to Brad Barker for bringin this sweetness to my attention.

Slug Life

Words do not describe the epicness of this f•ckin OG Ganster sh•t right here!! JABBA IS SOOOO GODFATHER!! 10 measly bucks. I'm buyin this sh•t, cause I'm the STREETEST!!
LOOK AT THE TWI'LEK BABES!!
The Etsy seller ICFTB, has a rad Dr. Jones shirt too!!

BUY this sh•t!

Monkeys doin it n doin it...and doin it well.

Empire as done by Chimps!! BEST DAY EVER!!!


Version 1 above is the f•ckin jam...sh•t is funny.

YAAAAAAAY!! F•ckin monkeys!! I personally can't wait till they evolve enough to take the world over. I seriously love their attitudes and mating rituals.

PS! Thanks to NIKI WYLEY for the hot hot tip and linkage!

Dr. Phibes for the win!

4 bucks for this sh•t! Are you kiddin me!? I'm buyin the f•ck outta this!
PS...if you ain't seen these movies starring Vincent Price...you need to!
BUY

Rock Solid....

MAFIA!



AHHHHH YEAH!! This sh•t is sweet even if it is a little NSFW! Graphic n Bikini's together at last like Potato chips and Juicy Fruit Gum!!
DUDES!! There are little drips and squirtely thingers everywhere!! Plus they say shake that ass all the time...this sh•t right here...although it isn't Walk it Out...made my day.

Sloth created hotness!

Someone get me a Baby Ruth STAT! I suddenly have a hankerin for one!

I'm a f•ckin sucker for flash art...and if that sh•t is f•ckin nerdy...GET THE F•CK OUT!! Tattoo artist or no you needa buy this artists business! It's cheaper than a meal at Wendy's...you know if you super size that motherf•cker...
Sloth's f•ckin milkshake is definitely bringin all the boys to the yard!


AHHHHHHH THE STAPLER!!!

Seriously buy this sh•t!! BUY: BUMPIN UGLIES

PLUG ME!!

If this seller would mention what kinda materials these motherf•ckers are made outta he/she would of had a sale FORE SURE!! Astromech plugs would really put the topper on your dancin outfit!! AHHHH!!
If you ain't scared of scurry plastic or whatever these b•tches be made of buy HERE ! There's tons of nerdy plugs go peep it!

If Hoth is hell...I want to go to there.

F•ck me with a saber n call me a space hooker!! Never in my life did I think it'd be so awesome to be a godd•mn nerd...the time is nigh! We got Taun-Taun Sleepin bags we got semi real Light Sabers...what's next!?! A Vader popcorn popper where the corns shoot outta his grill!! AHHHHH!!! Seriously! $100.o0 and this sweet ass Wampa Rug available at ThinkGeek (of course) will be the star of all your homemade pr0n! Put that sh•t in front of your fireplace and game on...no boy or girl will be able to resist!! I'm positive!

Anybody know any Slave Leias in need of a place to crash for a few days? (wink wink)

Kod-AK-AK Walker

Every now n again in my nerdy searches of the internet I run across something truly f•ckin inspiring. Something made by geek ass hands...this happens to be one of those Godd•mn moments!! Look at this sh•t!! It's f•ckin blowing my grapes! Someone teach me how to weld! We'll make a welded Viper Squadron n X-wings...sh•t we could even make a deathstar outta a garbage can and a motherf•ckin buoy! Sh•t is endless...

Per Invention51's description of items used: It's made from an old super 8 film recorder, and random steel scraps...80 bucks ain't enough money my man...you should charge more.

Buy this: HERE

Take a sec and look around the rest of the store there on Etsy...sh•t is crazy cool.

The Motherf•ckin Ham Dogger

The f•ckin Ham Dogger is the single most amazing godd•mn invention since the Spork and Push Up Bra!! Seriously I mean...you ain't gonna have to buy two kinds of buns n sh•t no more...you can impress all the ladies at the party with your ham dog...you know they're gonna want a f•ckin TASTE!!

This super amazing babe getting invention is only $7.98 over at f•ckin Taylor Gifts...if I don't see one of these b•tches up in my hizz come X-mas times there is gonna be NO Millenium Falcon Shaped Fruit Cakes for none of you sons-a-b•tches!! I spose I could buy my own Ham Dogger...I'm changin the name to Hot Burglerizer Machine...sounds cooler.

BUY THAT SH•T: HERE

Literal @@ Walker by David Staffell

This shirt has been makin the rounds and I know all us geeks have seen and swooned over it for a couple of weeks!! However, David Staffell artist/designer extraordinaire contacted me this morning just to let me know that his sweet AT-AT shirt was available over at Shirt Woot!! This is the first time an artist has contacted little ol' me...and I was thrilled. Not only cause this sh•t is b•tchin, but cause he's nicer than a summer mornin!! Go buy this shirt!! It's only 15 bones and one of the most original Star Wars Designs I've ever seen!!
David has a great website showing some of the other designs he's done. It's called INKSLIP and his designs are amazing and all on the geek tip!! Peep it and peep it HARD!!

Here is a another of my favorites David has designed!
Earth's Krust (I LOLLED)

The Thing•esque and sweet as Lucy Lawless' nips ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

It's gay as gay that I have to make the vid so small...watch that sh•t on youtube...

Influenced by Krautrock and f•ckin horror soundtracks (e.g., Goblin, John Carpenter), Zombie Zombie is a French indie electronic duo with balls enough to grace us with their motherf•ckin vintage synthesizers...and just bein plain f•ckin sweet. This video is amazing as balls.

Thanks to Sarvas for sendin me this video. I'm forever in his debt, specially since he just put the f•ckin Trailer Park Boys Seasons 1-6 in snail mails for me!! Love this f•ckin guy, follow him on Tumblr n twitter.

If you don't watch Spartacus you're failin at life.

I haven't been this stoked on f•ckin TV since BSG.

I have that POWER!!

I didn't realize that the Prince of Eternia and I had so much sh•t in common! Sweet sword cane, furry panties, n burgers! Who KNEW!

Check out the rest of this f•ckin sweet art show that happened a minute ago, nerds wet dream. Really wish I coulda been there in the reals, that would of been the wettest.

CLICK HERE FOR THE WETS

How do I get the extra ball...

Yeah suck it, this sh•t is a little NSFW but it's Sunday, if you're at work quit your f•ckin job! Ain't nobody sposed to be workin on Sunday. Well...everyone at Chili's and Taco Time, still needs to be working, a dudes gotta f•ckin eat.

Trampstamps n awesome as f•ck, rarely belong in the same sentence. But look at that sh•t!! I love me some pinball *wink wink* and if you look closely you can see the flipper buttons on her side. I think this sh•t is full of geek awesome and I'm askin her to marry me and make sounds from Creature from the Black Lagoon when we make doggystyle whoopie!

SARVAS brought this sh•t to my attention. Ask him some questions, he's a witty motherf•cker!

Lando is the f•ckin man...

Oh wait, Lando sold out our boy Solo for a piece of the empires fucking action, which by the way he didn't end up gettin cause after Solo was frozen in Carbonite he was tryin to get a piece of Leia's ass. HATE LANDO!!

Now this poster on the other hand I f•ckin love. Great idear!

I need this sh•t for when I turn into an ol'lady!

F•ckin A!! I've always wanted to collect spoons n plates like my moms! She told me I couldn't cause that sh•t was for girls...Well...what do you think of this sh•t mom!! MANLIER THAN A BABY MADE BY MACGUYVER AND MAGNUM!! Suck it!!

Buy these b•tches up! You'll be the talk of the town not to mention the coolest motherf•cker in at least a block radius o you hizz!!

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