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2010-11-18T08:30:00.000-07:00

Ghetto 3-PO-SSIBLE?

2010-08-11T08:34:00.003-07:00

Sh•t!! When your gold...pimpin is as easy as breathin.
Check out this hilarious terrarium...now I'm honestly considering makin a purchase on this b•tch right here. I just have one problem...do they have deer in the ghetto? Last time I went to the ghetto...they were rapin errybody. NO WHERE do they mention any deer...or f•ckin flowers...still there might be a park there somewhere with a deer statue or somethin?

Found at: Beat Up Creations

Red is dead

2010-08-05T09:30:00.003-07:00

Oh sh•t!! This cat, Ensign Bernie got jacked up on his last away mission. Don't they have godd•mn Rit Dye in future space? Dye that shirt black er some sh•t dude! You woulda avoided this whole predicament!!

ORY B has a whole series of custom Red shirt Munnies...check that business out TREKKERS!!

I just can't figger...

2010-08-03T08:42:00.005-07:00

WHERE THE F•CK I'm gonna put this sweetness!!

This T-47 Snowspeeder measures 28 x 30 and is made entirely of welded metal, looks like some sweet paint and obviously a skösh of the Force is inside it's guts!! For a mere $568 which includes shipping this sh•t right here could be hangin out in the hot tub, back yard and even gardening with you! If I ever get outta my moms basement and get married I'm not gonna register at Target like the rest of the godd•mn world...I'm gonna register with SUPERTRONE!
There's only one thing me and my gal are gonna need besides the our super sexy sandwich themed sex palace and that's a snowspeeder replica for sexlica!!

So...there is this cup that I love...

2010-07-27T10:18:00.003-07:00

F•CK! But I've already got me a Chewbacca coffee mug! I've drank from his head daily for the last several years... Yeah, he's beat up and seen better days...but so had the Falcon and it took Solo and Chewie on the Kessel run, and delivered Luke and Leia safely...well it wasn't Alderaan but they got somewhere safe!!

Boba, may just push Chewie outta top position...this makes me and I'm sure Chewie...very sad.

Buy this sweet f•ckin mug over at kennatenealle's etsy shop! AHHHH sh•t she's got a spaghetti monster cup too!!

Goodbye Uni...hello Diamond D

2010-07-23T13:04:00.004-07:00

So, in my moms basement...is "where the majic happens". And, currently over my bed, I've a sweet velvet painting of a gold sparkly f•ckin unicorn. However, I've just found the above piece of art...it's the motherf•cking ROTH boys and girls! If you read the blog you know that I've got a serious size man crush on his younger (80's) ass!! (now he looks like he's been run over by a manure spreader)

This here sh•t up on Etsy blew my Van Halen (Roth only) f•cking mind!! If for some reason you can come up with the 800 Dollars it's gonna take to purchase this before I do...I'll challenge you to a duel...cause I need the ladies seein this madness while we make the Dave with two backs!

PURCHASE from DMACROCK's shop

That's a sh•t load of kitties!

2010-07-13T12:01:00.004-07:00

And there are a sh•t ton more...not to mention all the Star Wars Pin Ups he's done...check em out at 4unt3r's page on Deviantart

Ya know what they say...I f•ckin NEED this!!

2010-07-09T14:35:00.002-07:00

Dear Jesus...make something like this happen on my body and I'll blow you. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Buy it...I'm f•ckin gonna! I wanna be an Intergalatic Thug sooo hard!

Bumpin Uglies Etsy shop HERE

The Walkin Dead Wars

2010-07-09T14:19:00.002-07:00

I f•ckin approve. These prints just may have to make their way into my undead living room! What do you think the paper says? Is it a first edition of Enders Game that sh•t is printed on? OH LORD!! Can you imagine? I'm tryin not too cause I need all my blood in my limbs and brain and not my baby bazooka! F•CK...so much for brain blood...

These collectible 10.5" x 10.75" prints are signed, numbered and limited to 20 you gotta hurry and snatch these b•tches up...cause in a few minutes there will only be 19 left!! My f•ckin fave is Dead 5!!

Buy em here at Jeff Hulligan's Etsy shop

Do you think there is a heaven in the Star Wars Universe?

1 thing right now givin me the wood of woods.

2010-07-02T14:39:00.003-07:00

Wilma F•cking Deering....hottest woman ever to grace the television boober box!!
Check out NightWing75's art sh•t is mazing!

Cardboard War

2010-07-01T13:58:00.004-07:00

•Steal and Steal alike I always say...

Well what can I say...this sh•t is straight up After Effects AMAZING!!! LOVE IT!! I lolled several times!
Made by pwnisher AWESOME JOB GUYS!!

•stolen from DailyWhat...no matter how mad they make me for stealing posts I just can't do it myself...aholes!

LOOK AT THAT!! I dint even swear! Oh...wait yeah I did...never mind.

AT-AT Day Afternoon

2010-06-28T07:53:00.003-07:00

I know I and AT-AT Day and a dollar short on this...it's probably been around the f•ckin nets 3 times by now...but way too good to pass up!!
According to the creator Patrick Boivin: "When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got... A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker"

My folkses were too cheap too Patrick...I feel your pain.

Big kisses and reach arounds goin out to Jon McAfee for pointin this radness out to me.

AT-AT is AM-AMAZING

2010-06-25T11:05:00.002-07:00

It's OKAY!! Relax! I don't know if you can tell but this AT-AT isn't real it's made outta nuts and bolts and steel and is just mini in comparison to the Empires impressive technology that tips over easier than a Suzuki Samurai!!

This f•ckin site right here name of Art from Steel(sound pissed right!?) has a sh•t ton of amazing metal sculptures ranging from boring sh•t like planes and helicopters all the way through the gamut of the imagination and some f•cking sh•t you'd never believe they could imagine like a godd•mn GREMLIN!!!!

I wanna square dance with the guy below...he is SOOOO F•CKIN awesome and nerdy.
Think he'll take an apprentice?

Post Apocalyptic Mammaries of Destruction: The future is SO bright!

2010-06-23T10:18:00.005-07:00

So, if you've read the blog before...obviously you know that I love Star Wars, David Lee Roth and most f•ckin sh•t sci-fi related. (Remove ANYTHING Prequelish) Now it may shock you to know that if it's got boobs...it damn near trumps any of the 3 things I mentioned above. If it has boobs and Star Wars my manhood jumps outta it's skin much like the little babies in Aliens.
Above is what the future looks like. Notice...no floating cars (that f•ckin sh•t was a lie), no lazers, and most importantly no shirts!! Cept for dudes...you ain't gonna get a lady that fine with your shirt off and your muffin top hangin all out looking like Kevin Smith's neck and sh•t. Remember that...the girls pretend they don't care...they habitually lie. Don't get mad girls, you do!! You always say..."I don't mind", then 5 years later you have a huge beef and you cheat on a brother. I love you all though...

Mitch Cotie is an amazing artist does rad stuff in the style of the master Frank Frazetta RIP. Take a second to look over his stuff HERE
And here on his WEBSITE

Psssst...seriously though girls...I wanna make out with all of you.

I don't care what you're callin yourself I'll still eat the sh•t outta you!

2010-06-15T10:32:00.003-07:00

Dear "Wereweiner"....you could call yourself AIDS weiner and I'd still shove you so deep down my ball washer that you'd never see the outside world until you came outta my turdcutter!! What you think of that?

I stumbled on this hot dog print while doin my daily Etsy run arounds...Joe has another couple of hot doggery type things on his etsy page...and in addition some really cool and unique art. BUY HIS SHIT HERE

He's gonna put me to shame at the Don't tell Mommy art show...AHHH!!

Mobile of masturbation

2010-06-14T10:02:00.003-07:00

Are you f•ckin kiddin me with this!!? Now I'ma gonna have to get a man-sized crib to lay in as I stare and poke at my suuuuhweet new mobile. LOOK AT SLAVE LEIA in the middle...that's where I would put her fine ass too. In the middle of my sheets!!

You can buy this mobile at Salty and Sweets Etsy shop...sh•t is gonna make a tent in your pants!

I vant to drink your chocolate infused milk...

2010-06-10T12:05:00.005-07:00

Jason Edmiston makes art of the rad persuasion!! We've ALL seen, or at least I hope we have, Jason's art in the past. If you haven't seen the Storm Trooper Ice Berg, or Cobra Commander you are a failing and you're not just failing your geek class you've done farted around and you're failing at LIFE!

F•CK this monster mash-up makes me in dire need of Chocula, and Boo Berry!! But ALAS...unless I'm willing to wait until Halloween (which I'm not) I guess I'm sh•t outta luck. Spose I'll just have to settle for my C3-PO's from the 80's. Suprisingly cereal that old isn't stale any more...it's reverted back to a crunchy stage and dare I say....CRUNCHIER!!

Jason's prints are available on his Etsy page for a mere 30 bones...HERE
If you're failing the above mentioned courses...purchase of a print is good for extra credit!

Jedi A-holes

2010-06-08T13:50:00.003-07:00

HAHA!! I loves me some assh•les and if those said assh•les belong to Jedi I love it even harder!! Peep Freddie W's Youtube channel he's got lots of awesome for you to get your wet on to! Big ups to Alex Lodermeier for showin me this here sh•t!

LOVE a lady in uniform

2010-06-08T08:48:00.004-07:00

Member Nurse Chapel...my parts had such a thing for her!! Uhura too, but not nearly as bad...I think I just wanted to play Doctor hides his bones with her....UGH!!
Anywhoses!! This print above by Pam Wishbow is her homage to the sci fi universe and I quote: As someone with a 30x40 russian Star Trek poster hanging on her mantle, I encourage you to show your love to sci-fi. Logical or not."
She doesn't know it yet, but we're gonna get married...
This amazing f•cking print is available on Etsy!!

If you're too retarded to click the big purple words above for the obvious linkage you should probably get back on you down syndrome medications.

Leia's Luau!

2010-06-07T14:41:00.005-07:00

Ya know...looking at things tagged Star Wars on Etsy on a daily basis really pays off!! For Croms Sakes loooooooook!!!
Above is "Leia's Luau" and "Yeti of Hoth" I just bought both these sons a b•tches for 3 bones each!! That's 300 pennies!! That ain't sh•t, I can't even get a gallon of petroleum for the Soobie for that many pennies!!!
Cassie Hart has some real talents!! Go give her 300 pennies!! Sh•t you can find that in the couch!!
Now pardon me...I gotta get to that f•ckin luau gamorrean pig is DELICIOUS!!

The Two Dollar Tattoo Project...

2010-06-07T12:00:00.006-07:00

Rollin around the internet I stumbled upon the Two Dollar Tattoo Project!! This sh•t is f•ckin amazing!!
This tiny mother f•ckin Salacious B. Crumb tattoo by Matthew Ellis is TITS, not to mention teenier than my peter on a winter day after a brisk swim in the Jordanelle!
The whole project is b•tchin! Check it out! Link above.

Spock Bleeds...

2010-06-07T08:05:00.010-07:00

Just like everyone else!!
Poor cat...I know he ain't got no f•ckin feelins but he's a man....and half HEW-man. This sh•t will f•ck with anyones ego. Come on back to Earth for a few Spock, I'll show you what I've learned from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the WWE. RAW IS WAR!!!
Mallory Hodgkin is Not a Palindrome...f•ck no she ain't!! Click the pick below to go to her Etsy store and buy some sh•t!!
I got dibs on Spock though...need to hang that f•cker up in the gym as a reminder...

DIBS ON RHINO SPOCK!!

2010-06-02T08:34:00.007-07:00

Now by now all you cats know that Star Wars is my first love. That doesn't mean a brother can't cheat on a b•tch once in a while? I f•ckin can get behind some Treks...just last night as a matter of fact the birds in my hood were makin tweets that sounded exactly like the sounds of the medical bay on the OG ship!! (NO LIE I TWEETED THAT SH•T check it if you're a non-believer)

Toys R Evil has revealed the above toyses or figs which are an SDCC exclusive. We gots ourselves some "Captain Titus"(center), "Lt. Commander Hannibal" (above-left and the one that will bite it on the next away mission), and "Commander Affonso" (above-right AFFONSO is a sweet nickname for Spock). All this sh•t comes with with Phaser, Tricorder, Communicator, and a f•ckin Tribble!! TRIBBLES are the motherf•ckin cutest!!

Wish I was goin to SDCC...

Listen to the EM EFFIN Hot Dog

2010-06-02T08:11:00.002-07:00

I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!!

Jabba, likes Colt 45

2010-05-25T09:18:00.005-07:00

Well no wonder Jabba was so easy for Leia to choke to f•ckin death on his barge durin the epic battle near the Sarlacc Pit! He was wasted!

Peep Nathan Stapely's art on 1988 there is a lot of rad nerdery to be lookin at!!

HAPPY GEEK PRIDE DAY B•TCHES!!

Big ups to Brad Barker for bringin this sweetness to my attention.

Slug Life

2010-05-21T11:33:00.006-07:00

Words do not describe the epicness of this f•ckin OG Ganster sh•t right here!! JABBA IS SOOOO GODFATHER!! 10 measly bucks. I'm buyin this sh•t, cause I'm the STREETEST!!
LOOK AT THE TWI'LEK BABES!!
The Etsy seller ICFTB, has a rad Dr. Jones shirt too!!

BUY this sh•t!

Monkeys doin it n doin it...and doin it well.

2010-05-20T08:07:00.003-07:00

Empire as done by Chimps!! BEST DAY EVER!!!

Version 1 above is the f•ckin jam...sh•t is funny.

YAAAAAAAY!! F•ckin monkeys!! I personally can't wait till they evolve enough to take the world over. I seriously love their attitudes and mating rituals.

PS! Thanks to NIKI WYLEY for the hot hot tip and linkage!

Dr. Phibes for the win!

2010-05-19T09:30:00.002-07:00

4 bucks for this sh•t! Are you kiddin me!? I'm buyin the f•ck outta this!
PS...if you ain't seen these movies starring Vincent Price...you need to!
BUY

Rock Solid....

2010-05-17T13:29:00.003-07:00

MAFIA!

AHHHHH YEAH!! This sh•t is sweet even if it is a little NSFW! Graphic n Bikini's together at last like Potato chips and Juicy Fruit Gum!!
DUDES!! There are little drips and squirtely thingers everywhere!! Plus they say shake that ass all the time...this sh•t right here...although it isn't Walk it Out...made my day.

Sloth created hotness!

2010-05-17T09:48:00.005-07:00

Someone get me a Baby Ruth STAT! I suddenly have a hankerin for one!

I'm a f•ckin sucker for flash art...and if that sh•t is f•ckin nerdy...GET THE F•CK OUT!! Tattoo artist or no you needa buy this artists business! It's cheaper than a meal at Wendy's...you know if you super size that motherf•cker...
Sloth's f•ckin milkshake is definitely bringin all the boys to the yard!

AHHHHHHH THE STAPLER!!!

Seriously buy this sh•t!! BUY: BUMPIN UGLIES

PLUG ME!!

2010-05-13T08:34:00.003-07:00

If this seller would mention what kinda materials these motherf•ckers are made outta he/she would of had a sale FORE SURE!! Astromech plugs would really put the topper on your dancin outfit!! AHHHH!!
If you ain't scared of scurry plastic or whatever these b•tches be made of buy HERE ! There's tons of nerdy plugs go peep it!

If Hoth is hell...I want to go to there.

2010-05-12T09:31:00.002-07:00

F•ck me with a saber n call me a space hooker!! Never in my life did I think it'd be so awesome to be a godd•mn nerd...the time is nigh! We got Taun-Taun Sleepin bags we got semi real Light Sabers...what's next!?! A Vader popcorn popper where the corns shoot outta his grill!! AHHHHH!!! Seriously! $100.o0 and this sweet ass Wampa Rug available at ThinkGeek (of course) will be the star of all your homemade pr0n! Put that sh•t in front of your fireplace and game on...no boy or girl will be able to resist!! I'm positive!

Anybody know any Slave Leias in need of a place to crash for a few days? (wink wink)

Kod-AK-AK Walker

2010-05-11T08:27:00.004-07:00

Every now n again in my nerdy searches of the internet I run across something truly f•ckin inspiring. Something made by geek ass hands...this happens to be one of those Godd•mn moments!! Look at this sh•t!! It's f•ckin blowing my grapes! Someone teach me how to weld! We'll make a welded Viper Squadron n X-wings...sh•t we could even make a deathstar outta a garbage can and a motherf•ckin buoy! Sh•t is endless...

Per Invention51's description of items used: It's made from an old super 8 film recorder, and random steel scraps...80 bucks ain't enough money my man...you should charge more.

Buy this: HERE

Take a sec and look around the rest of the store there on Etsy...sh•t is crazy cool.

The Motherf•ckin Ham Dogger

2010-05-10T07:59:00.008-07:00

The f•ckin Ham Dogger is the single most amazing godd•mn invention since the Spork and Push Up Bra!! Seriously I mean...you ain't gonna have to buy two kinds of buns n sh•t no more...you can impress all the ladies at the party with your ham dog...you know they're gonna want a f•ckin TASTE!!

This super amazing babe getting invention is only $7.98 over at f•ckin Taylor Gifts...if I don't see one of these b•tches up in my hizz come X-mas times there is gonna be NO Millenium Falcon Shaped Fruit Cakes for none of you sons-a-b•tches!! I spose I could buy my own Ham Dogger...I'm changin the name to Hot Burglerizer Machine...sounds cooler.

BUY THAT SH•T: HERE

Literal @@ Walker by David Staffell

2010-04-26T09:12:00.004-07:00

This shirt has been makin the rounds and I know all us geeks have seen and swooned over it for a couple of weeks!! However, David Staffell artist/designer extraordinaire contacted me this morning just to let me know that his sweet AT-AT shirt was available over at Shirt Woot!! This is the first time an artist has contacted little ol' me...and I was thrilled. Not only cause this sh•t is b•tchin, but cause he's nicer than a summer mornin!! Go buy this shirt!! It's only 15 bones and one of the most original Star Wars Designs I've ever seen!!
David has a great website showing some of the other designs he's done. It's called INKSLIP and his designs are amazing and all on the geek tip!! Peep it and peep it HARD!!

Here is a another of my favorites David has designed!
Earth's Krust (I LOLLED)

The Thing•esque and sweet as Lucy Lawless' nips ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

2010-04-14T07:29:00.007-07:00

It's gay as gay that I have to make the vid so small...watch that sh•t on youtube...

Influenced by Krautrock and f•ckin horror soundtracks (e.g., Goblin, John Carpenter), Zombie Zombie is a French indie electronic duo with balls enough to grace us with their motherf•ckin vintage synthesizers...and just bein plain f•ckin sweet. This video is amazing as balls.

Thanks to Sarvas for sendin me this video. I'm forever in his debt, specially since he just put the f•ckin Trailer Park Boys Seasons 1-6 in snail mails for me!! Love this f•ckin guy, follow him on Tumblr n twitter.

If you don't watch Spartacus you're failin at life.

2010-04-13T09:30:00.003-07:00

I haven't been this stoked on f•ckin TV since BSG.

I have that POWER!!

2010-04-13T08:53:00.004-07:00

I didn't realize that the Prince of Eternia and I had so much sh•t in common! Sweet sword cane, furry panties, n burgers! Who KNEW!

Check out the rest of this f•ckin sweet art show that happened a minute ago, nerds wet dream. Really wish I coulda been there in the reals, that would of been the wettest.

CLICK HERE FOR THE WETS

How do I get the extra ball...

2010-04-11T09:38:00.002-07:00

Yeah suck it, this sh•t is a little NSFW but it's Sunday, if you're at work quit your f•ckin job! Ain't nobody sposed to be workin on Sunday. Well...everyone at Chili's and Taco Time, still needs to be working, a dudes gotta f•ckin eat.

Trampstamps n awesome as f•ck, rarely belong in the same sentence. But look at that sh•t!! I love me some pinball *wink wink* and if you look closely you can see the flipper buttons on her side. I think this sh•t is full of geek awesome and I'm askin her to marry me and make sounds from Creature from the Black Lagoon when we make doggystyle whoopie!

SARVAS brought this sh•t to my attention. Ask him some questions, he's a witty motherf•cker!

Lando is the f•ckin man...

2010-04-10T07:38:00.004-07:00

Oh wait, Lando sold out our boy Solo for a piece of the empires fucking action, which by the way he didn't end up gettin cause after Solo was frozen in Carbonite he was tryin to get a piece of Leia's ass. HATE LANDO!!

Now this poster on the other hand I f•ckin love. Great idear!

I need this sh•t for when I turn into an ol'lady!

2010-04-09T14:34:00.003-07:00

F•ckin A!! I've always wanted to collect spoons n plates like my moms! She told me I couldn't cause that sh•t was for girls...Well...what do you think of this sh•t mom!! MANLIER THAN A BABY MADE BY MACGUYVER AND MAGNUM!! Suck it!!

Buy these b•tches up! You'll be the talk of the town not to mention the coolest motherf•cker in at least a block radius o you hizz!!

BEAT UP CREATIONS

Kylee Lane does it AGAIN!

2010-03-31T09:23:00.003-07:00

Solo Soap...not at all! I'm savin this for sexy times partner type showers. Ah who am I kiddin...it will be Solo Soap...
I'm buyin this Carbonite soaps straight away!! I can't wait to see how it feels against my skins n parts!! Another hit by KYLEE LANE Soap lady and nerd/geek extraordinaire.

PS...she's cool as F•ck!!

BUY IT!!!

James Gandalf Pinky

2010-03-28T08:33:00.003-07:00

This amazing is pure genius!! I could play with my pinky all afternoon with this noise!!
BUY IT Sh•t is by Paperfruithair...those 3 things only belong together in a bedroom environment if you ask me.

XXX STITCH

2010-03-28T07:58:00.003-07:00

Mammory and Ivory

XXX stitch!! This sh•t right here is just what my Porn kitchen be needin!!
Check out all the naughty XXX stitches by Crotch Stitch HERE •NSFW dudes...for reals.

FRAK ME!

2010-03-28T07:16:00.005-07:00

Christ I haven't posted anything all week. Yes...my superpower is LAZY!
F•ck me, I mighta already posted this sweetness by Katie Price...I don't remember keep rollin haters!
One of the sexiest renditions of Starbuck I've ever see'd! Who cares about helpless little Cally back there...she's just whinin and complainin anyways!!
PS...my knuckle tattoos will be Star Buck cause Six is too short.

Buy this sh•t HERE, I'm gonna.

Die Antf•ckinwoord

2010-03-22T21:11:00.006-07:00

South Africans Die Antwoord are fingerin my brain...watch all the videos...peep the WEBSITE if the first track on there doesn't sell ya, then you don't like fun.

Eighteen Wheels of Party...

2010-03-22T18:19:00.003-07:00

Get your Jäger n glow sticks boys and girls...I'll be there in a minute I gotta stretch...
Blur Redux done Cannonball Run Dancey hip hop skösh of Tron flavor.

Project Animation Test by Reanimatr

Bugs, now with more invisible.

2010-03-22T18:10:00.004-07:00

It’s a f•ckin Predator caterpillar! I've got mixed emotions about this...elation, and horrification. That little sh•t could get into one of my orifices with little or no effort at all.

Peep robotindisguise good times.

Pretty sure I love Ruby Rocket

2010-03-15T12:52:00.004-07:00

I got no swears prepared. I'm speechless...hugs n kisses Ruby...hugs n kisses.
You guys really need to go check out all the hottness over at Rocketsagogo.com I'll probably be visiting that site daily for the next little while. Don't tell MOM!

Best site on the web...

2010-03-15T07:46:00.003-07:00

LAZERTITS...nuff say'd. Tittally not safe for work.

The single most AWESOME of all time

2010-03-11T17:36:00.004-07:00

Several months ago I wrote somethin up for a super talented girl my friend KISSY mentioned on the book.
She makes the coolest f•ckin nerd pillows you've ever seen! I've since met and spoken to Victoria Germ many, many times and I gotta tell ya...not only is she talented but f•ckin cool as all get out!
She told me that she was sending me a surprise...and as you can see by the above picture boy HOWDY was I surprised!! ALL by hand, she crafted an Admiral Ackbar it's a trap piller...NOW LOOK AT IT CLOSELY! All the oranges spell "It's a TRAP!"
This surprise has left me super teary eyed and overwhelmed with the joy!! Go buy her stuff...she does custom orders too!! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!

VICTORIA THE GERM AWKWARDLY CUTE STUFF

Cutie Le Prawn ALA Oliver

2010-03-10T09:27:00.004-07:00

Now District 9 was a titties movie...we all agree on that point. When I was watchin it I thought the little kid prawn was soooo f•ckin cute I couldn't stand it! Now after seeing this artwork I wanna deep fry his ass and put him on a stick!! THE CUTIEST!! Right now Alex at my work is talking my ear off about Corey Haim dyin...how he snorted coke offa hookers titties n stuff...
Who gives a f•ckin sh•t about the Corey! He was the lesser of the 2 Corey's anywho...sorry Corey you get beat by cuteness prawn.

Original post of artworky work: HERE

Walker Texas Vader

2010-02-26T10:32:00.003-07:00

Norris was the smoothest of the smoove and got inside of Padme just before Anakin(he has too many midichlorians to shoot loads anyways). His seed made the Vader...and I don't know why I thought any different!!

Original post via: JustinRampage via Kode Logic (Behance) (deviantART)

Spring...come unto me. I got some jumpin to do!

2010-02-25T15:58:00.003-07:00

Ok this cat is just f•ckin insane. This just plain blew amazing warm air across my balls.

Who did this!?

2010-02-25T09:33:00.003-07:00

I WILL AVENGE THEE...my sweet sweet unicorn name of Toblerone.
OK DUDE, who ever you are, I'm f•ckin huntin you down and gutting you with a curling iron and 2 toothpicks! You DON'T make a unicorn cry! Ain't gonna be pretty...this I promise...

Princess Molly Organawold

2010-02-24T09:07:00.008-07:00

I watched 16 Candles, n Return o the Jedi a f•ckin zillion times...during the time I was learning, how do we say....to "have sessions with the Wise Master". Sweet, sweet dreams are made of this...

Dave MacDowell again...sh•tballs amazing artist.

Just now as I was postin this b•tch to FB...the captca blew my mind.

F•CKIN INTERNET GOLD!!

Samual Jackson no longer looks like a b•tch.

2010-02-24T08:55:00.004-07:00

Christ Almighty! Ya know, if I was a f•ckin hamburger, I'd let 2 people get the chance to eat me. David Lee Roth and Samuel Jackson...look at all his sweet f•ckin shirts n faces!! My fave is angry Samuel with the double quarter pounder from the McD's! That sh•t's ma POISION!!
Also...what the f•ck is peace sign Samuel doin? That sh•t went dead way back in the olden times!

Check out Dave MacDowell...his paintings are for reals and sometimes have burgers in em. HERE.

Jesus H Trooper of Pistols-n-Tubularness

2010-02-21T14:58:00.003-07:00

It's Sunday and I just knew that Jesus H Trooper was gonna provide me with something to be excited about worshipping! I'm currenly makin a shrine...it's gonna take a minute to make Death Star candles and I need to know what his fave incense flavor is...you guys know?

Original post was found via :Rudimentary, My Dear Check out her blog...it has KITTIES...I know the internet can't get enough of them b•tches!

Rock Sugar sprinkles their love seed all on Metallica's face and chest!

2010-02-21T12:38:00.005-07:00

Yeah...there really isn't much contest right now...Rock Sugar is currently my f•cking favoritest!!

Their bio is just inspiring! After breakin the top 41 on the Billboard music charts with their debut album "Bang you like a Drum"...they were to headline concerts around the world...instead...they ended up stranded on a Island...

"The first twenty years of their lives spent listening to heavy metal followed by a twenty year forced diet of little girl pop, their own influences have permanently collided with the unknowingly very influential 13-year-old Lisa Rosenberg. And now Rock Sugar is performing “re-imaginings” of the world’s favorite songs in ways that the world has never even dreamed of. "

PS this video will make you pee your f•cking pants with the water, coffee, and Kool-Aid you drank!

•GEEK•LEE•TIST• Tee's in ACTION!

2010-02-20T11:22:00.003-07:00

AHHH YEAH!! Mike Groves and Chris Parry of Pain & Wonder Tattoo are rockin my (not black) tees!! I was super stoked they dug em. If you just have to have one...they is only a couple left. Check my •GEEK•LEE•TISTORE•, they're the cheapestest!

Walk it the f•ck out!

2010-02-20T10:57:00.004-07:00

F•ck! I know I know...I've posted a million f•ckin things today. If you're a hater lick my love muscle if you're a lover watch this sh•t over and over! I have and I tell ya what...I was able to ween myself from Xanex! I ain't teasin! I'm watchin it again while I write this b•tch. EASTSIDE WALK IT OUT!!

Unicorn of Veiny-Boner City

2010-02-20T10:56:00.001-07:00

Poor dude is about to come outta his SKIN!!

I NEED IT!! Not the sex with bonerfied Unicorns…but the print…perverts.

Via: Uniporn

NSFW but it just might be worth gettin fired over...

2010-02-20T10:53:00.003-07:00

HOLY SH•TCHRIST!
Now I don't normally post NSFW thingers...I do say ALL the NSFW things...but this pic is keepin me alive right now. Nerds...stay on your toes because the "unicorn" of ladies does exist. THIS SH•T IS PROOF!!

The cutiest Pokemon of all times

2010-02-20T10:49:00.002-07:00

I’ve a home for him…and I have a Dolce bag…it’s gonna be the sweetest!

Start an HTML Dance Party

2010-02-20T10:46:00.001-07:00

This sweet b•tchin codeorgan analyzes the *body* content of any web page and translates that guts into party times music.

Go give it a f•ckin whirl: www.codeorgan.com

Have you see'd this!?

2010-02-20T10:42:00.002-07:00

Do you guys know how sweet I would sleep at night with this bad assery under my giant John Tesh size head? DO YA!?
Original posty: rudimentarymydear

Meatset

2010-02-20T10:39:00.003-07:00

This sh•t is just plain crazy delicious!! This happens only once every 220 years...sorry dudes you missed it.

My buddy Russell takes Pepperoni-mazing photomeatgraphs.

Uni Cake Topper of marriage/doom

2010-02-20T10:36:00.001-07:00

That’s it! I’m gettin married…nah…that sh•t is horrendous! NEVER AGAIN!

SOAPMAZINGTASTIC

2010-02-20T10:32:00.005-07:00

Well...what can I say about this soaps that you guys don't already f•ckin know. It's amazing. It's black. It's f•ckin Star Warsy!! I asked Kylee the maker of all things soap awesome, what it smelled like. She sayed, "Your Mom's basement." I've always wanted a soap that smelled like canned CORN CHOWDER!!

Looks like this particular soaps is sold out but check out her store on ETSY for more! HERE

The Shoppe shows me some love

2010-02-20T10:30:00.002-07:00

The dudes who work in my shop, all caught wind that I heart the sh•t outta Unicorns. These cats are the kinda dudes who think that unicorns are gay and football isn’t! So…in short their dumb asses were tryin to make fun of me…

When I saw all the love it took to draw the Ice cream mountains covered in butterscotch and the rainbow poo poo spray…I almost f•ckin cried and hugged all them totally “not gay” dudes right there in the shoppe. YOU FAILED! You made my motherf•ckin day. Kisses.

Donut, Guns-n-Noons

2010-02-05T21:15:00.002-07:00

My buddy Keith Rein does it again!! Donuts, guns, and noons!!

I wish he’d update his blog already!! HERE

PS. He’ll be in the SLC for the tattoo convention with tons of naughty for sale!

Wait! Another thing…you guys should totally check out he and his wifes donut shoppe too! Featured in This is Why your Fat bookie book. IKE & JANES

I hate Morrissey

2010-02-04T14:11:00.005-07:00

His fat ass, ball washer always ruins my day if I hear his crappy croonin! Today is one of those days. Dear Morrissey...I made this album cover for you...hope you love it cause I don't GIVE A SH•T!

I love you Baby Vader

2010-02-04T09:26:00.001-07:00

BABY VADER I will love you and squeeze you and take you for long walks in the park! I’ll make you a little Tie Fighter and even cook your faves!! In return…I’ll just need you to decapitate Lady GaGa and force choke them b•tches responsible for the Offspring to still be makin music! DEAL?

Logorama

2010-01-20T12:59:00.004-07:00

This is one of the coolest vids I've seen in a coon's age! Yeah it's long...but there are swears and Ronald gets his! If you can think of a logo that ain't in this vid I'll take ya to dinner at one of the non-existent Dennys here in the 801!

SONSABITCHES TOOK IT DOWN!!! Trust me it was f•ckin sweet.

Did I die and go to Deviled HEAVEN?

2010-01-12T11:51:00.003-07:00

Deviled Corndogs

Corndog hotdogs pureed with cheese, mayonnaise and tater tots, then re-baked inside a corndog shell.

HOLY F•CK! Is it just me? Cause this sounds dreamy as sh•t! I’d dip them sh•ts in Government Cheese!!!

I'm goin in!!

2010-01-11T08:34:00.004-07:00

I've seen some that have given me a b•ner before...but nothing quite like this...I'm afraid my skin my pop! Soon as I find this girl in the reals...I'm gonna convince her she needs some •GEEK•LEE•TIST• in her life...FOREVER!!!

Um...

2010-01-04T10:32:00.002-07:00

F•cking amazing table...I'll have one on either side of my sleeper!

R2-Bank2

2009-12-30T10:44:00.003-07:00

So during the Holidave's I looked around my place and decided that rather than collect ALL the Star Wars stuff...I was going to concentrate on Astromech droids...now the new f•cking obsession begins. R2 Change Resevoir! Godd•mmit!

KymminNC's Etsy store for purchase deets.

Baby •GEEK•LEE•TIST• wishin you Holiday Awesome!!

2009-12-25T09:57:00.006-07:00

Click the pic for the hugest version...

This was the best f•ckin Xmas that I can remember as a chylde. I wanted a ghetto blaster so hard! Chris Brown had one, even Mark Hirschi had one. Although it's red and teeny as sh•t...it played Thriller and Van Halen all the same. Oh and check that b•tchin a$$ Pac Man shirt!! There are some Lazer Blazers in there. I recently aquired a new set of Lazer Blazers...it's a Skeletor set...and he's pissed as balls.

Seriously...I f•ckin love you all like candy. Hope you got your ghetto blaster this year!

And a ball gag in my mouth please....

2009-12-24T10:06:00.003-07:00

(sing above title to the tune of 12 days of xmas)

So much amazing f•cking sh•t in this picture. 1st the couch...that sh•t is identical to my couch and makes me wonder...did they borrow it for their sexy time? 2nd Liquid Silk! Come on...anyone whose needed to get into those teeny tight spaces has used Liquid Silk...it's the silkiest! 3rd...human tied to doorknob...kinda hoping that's me...

There's more. Tell me what you see!

Why is Halloween better than Christmas?

2009-12-23T13:11:00.001-07:00

Four words...

God! If only...

2009-12-22T19:58:00.005-07:00

This would be man's single-most crowning achievement.

R.I.P. B. to the M.

2009-12-20T12:54:00.003-07:00

DAMN!! Looks like our hopes for 8 Mile II Electric Boogaloo are shot to sh•t! BM you're gonna be missed...none of us will forget your transformation from gnarls to beauty in Clueless and in tribute...Carlos Santana wants to play you out. VIDEO

Dear Father X-mas...

2009-12-11T20:03:00.003-07:00

I'm sorry I been bad mouthin ya. I've reformed...let's start fresh. I BELIEVE! I again believe in your jollieness and cheer.

This year for X-mas I would love the only motherf•cking, sh•tmazing tool I will ever need.

That would be rad of ya...
PS• Please see Amazon Wish List if you have any other questions.

Found via the one and only Zeblue Prime follow him...great fella...he once told me how NSFW a post of mine was...It was.

Best scene ever in my opinion...get in my mouth.

2009-12-10T13:38:00.004-07:00

Well cover my man tits in Magic Shell stick me outside then lick that sh•t off!! I don't remember this scene...I'm gonna have to go back and revisit this classic! Wish I could remember the words to the song...Circle of LIFE b•tches!!

Special thanks to EGDeedy and Crystaluni for helpin me member the words to the song!

Russian Rocket My Ass

2009-12-10T09:03:00.003-07:00

This sh•t is a f•ckin WORMHOLE!

They're here dudes...they've visited me in the past. *I ain't bullsh•ttin* They'll come over at 3 AM mark my words...invite em in. Make sure you got some Flamin Hot Cheetos and some Cherry Cokes...that's how they do.

Sandwich Pap Smear anyone?

2009-12-09T20:40:00.005-07:00

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

You gotta click on these godd•mn sammers they're HAAAUGE! Sh•ts almost scratch-n-sniff they so big!
Above: Thanksgiving Left Over Sandwich: Dark Meat Roast Turkey, Turkey Skin, Sprouts, Swiss Cheese, Jellied Cranberry Sauce, Turkey Gravy on an Roll

F•CK! That's what I'm talkin bout...don't be skimpy with them sprouts or cran and sh•t...that's the best! Oh, and that SKIN...THE SKIN!!

Above: Homemade: Ham, Provolone, Mayo, Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips, On Whole Grain bread

You're sh•ttin me right!? You go and make this sammy all healthy and junk with your whole grain bread...BOY HOWDY!

Check out Scanwiches on Tumblr they post a new "scanwich" every few days er so. If you wanna I can call ya and tell ya all about em. Holla...

Edward James Amos or Tori Olmos...I can't decide.

2009-12-09T19:20:00.004-07:00

I f•ckin LOLLED while I was makin this piece of sh•t last night. FTW!

Edward James Olmos + Tore your Anus...whoa she's rugged as the Rockies!!

Twang Twang Twang

2009-12-09T12:37:00.005-07:00

This f•ckin gatling gun shoots rubbers and 504 of them b•tches!! You know that if I had this I'd be Point Breakin the sh•t outta some banks...f•ckin takin people out safely...after all I don't believe in violence unless we're murderin a theater full of Twi•Hards In that case I'll load this f•ckin gun full of piano strings and decapitate some b•tches.

I'll do "whatever" it takes if someone would just make this gun for me...anything...really... INTSTRUCTIONS HERE

Don't you dare f•ck with Ronald when he's hungry

2009-12-05T10:23:00.001-07:00

I've met some guys-n-dolls that get cranky times when their f•ckin hungry but nothin like Mr. McDonald!

So many ifs...

2009-12-04T19:34:00.007-07:00

If the planets could align.
If Kurt were into boys.
If David were into boys.
If Dave bought Kurt a drink.
If Kurt accepted Dave's drink and attempt at foreplay as his shirt hangs 4 buttons open enticingly.
If Axel Foley were playing...settin the mood all sorta sexual style.
If they danced the nite away gettin wasted on Diva Daiquiri's...providing a smooth segway to naughty times.
If David's eggs accepted Kurt's seed.

If I were into boys.

The result would be the perfect love chylde...DAVID LEE RUSSELL! Get into it!

Freddy Rogers

2009-12-04T14:22:00.004-07:00

Holy f•ck balls...this sh•t is funnier than Daniel takin a dildo in the turd cutter worn by Lady Elaine Fairchilde!! And...that noise would be hiliarious!!

Found via The Daily What. Always some excellent jizz on that site!

How bout we make apple juice and fax it to each other...

2009-12-03T13:28:00.002-07:00

CHRIST!! This sh•t right here made me trickle the yellow from my yellow water hole into my underwears!

Wanna give Crystaluni and GodlessGirl some sweet sweet beard kisses for makin me laugh so hard!

I'm Han Solo! You f•ck with me, you f•ckin' with the best!

2009-12-03T08:51:00.002-07:00

This mash-up Scar Wars does nothing but get me wet. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.
Big hugs to Geek Trooper for makin my morning just a little f•cking warmer.

Nah...a Lightsaber duel I haven't seen....

2009-12-01T08:54:00.002-07:00

Long time ago (2007) in a galaxy far as f•ck away (Britain) I me thinks...

Originally created for the fifth annual Lightsaber Choreography Contest...where in the name of all that's holy and has boobs is this f•ckng contest!!? I need in. I got some sweet skills with the saber!

GUNDAMN AMAZING!

2009-12-01T08:43:00.002-07:00

This sh•t right here is so f•ckin cool, makes ya wanna move to the Taiwan!

F•ckin go check out Counter656's vids on Youtube Maybe your b•ner for robots will get as big as mine...it'll take time and a lot of stretching but don't feel bad...someday you'll get the length you deserve!

Next time on...Vipera Crest

2009-11-30T18:55:00.005-07:00

The loving Cobra family. Sits majestically on a sweet swirly rock thinger in their casual clothes...unbeknown-st to them the Queen of the Snake Bird B•tches is gettin ready to reveal her hideously beautiful mammory scales to the stay at home wife of CEO and business mogul Mr. Cobraham...all cause he cheated on her that one time. Queen of the Snake Bird B•tches, said she was gonna...but Mr. Cobraham thought she was full of sh•t! OH MAN!! Mr. Cobraham you're so f•ckin busted!!

Personally...I think Mrs...er Ms...Cobraham soon to be Jeffersnake has way better mammory scales.

Dwang Dwitt is dwalented!

2009-11-20T08:46:00.007-07:00

I'm sure I've seen Dwitt's art before and just never f•cking realized it. Wasn't until I was doin my daily Etsy surf for cool shit to spoil myself with, that I found this amazing fucking food art. And coincidentally looks like Dwitt likes him some food too!!

Butter...nuffucking said.

What the f•ck you put butter on? BREAD B•TCHES BREAD!

Sometimes when you're really f•ckin hungry and there isn't any candy around you might have to gag down some motherf•cking fruits. I know, I know...it's a last resort sorta dealie but this art piece sure gets a thumbs up!!

Last but not least we gots the elixir of life. Sh•t that without it I'd stab myself in the love muscle with a mechanical pencil. Thank Crom for coffee!

So, Dwitt's Etsy store has f•ckin sh•ttons of rad sh•ts on the cheap! Buy that noize! He's also a blogger, check out Dwitt Daily's This fucking sketch of a Hot Doug's Hot Dog has that afore mentioned love muscle all ready for love...if you know what I mean...•wink wink•
Someday Hot Dougs...I will be stuffin your wieners in my ball washer.
One more thing about this dude known as "Dwitt" pages and pages of rock posters are displayed on GIGPOSTERS This cat is f•cking everywhere!!

Toss PetSalad's Coins

2009-11-17T17:54:00.005-07:00

Heads I win. Tails I win.

This cat right here name of PETSALAD Has some coin pendant type dealies for sale on Etsy. These shiny titbids have got my jewelry lovin ass all juiced up like my long time tradition...Aloe Sundays!

Christ! What do you f•cking choose? The PORKLACE? *SHUT UP* Or the TITNICKLE!!? And this shit right here is double the bang for your buck. Not only do you get a sweet bare ass coin necklace jobber but you get to back that b•itch up with the holy grail of lady bits bizness necklace! I mean if you're lady won't let you tattoo titties on your neck then why the fu•ck wouldn't you get the next best thing!

Oh and on a side note. Tuesday evenings aren't only for Tacos...there be a need for a little Conan the Barbarian Soundtrack love. Sh•t is saga-mazing to the fantasy power!!

Yeah I'm a foody...what of it?

2009-11-06T15:47:00.003-07:00

So yeah...I like food. I like the way it tastes, spreads, smells, and mostly how amazin it becomes when aiding us with our sexual intercourse times.

I also dig food art...and this cat YEEEEEEEEEHAÜ! (That's the way we fucking Utahns do) has some great fuckin food prints! If you know me at all you know which one of these bitches is my fave. YUP! The Corn Dog man gettin ready to make babies with the Candied Apple hussy!
I need all these fuckers hangin in the kitchen...but it may clash with my porno kitchen theme I currently have rockin up the joint. Maybe I'll have em hangin by the masturbation machine (see they know...).

Buy Yee Haw's art here at his Etsy Store cause he MUST be fuckin HUNGRY!!