R2-Bank2

So during the Holidave's I looked around my place and decided that rather than collect ALL the Star Wars stuff...I was going to concentrate on Astromech droids...now the new f•cking obsession begins. R2 Change Resevoir! Godd•mmit!

KymminNC's Etsy store for purchase deets.

Baby •GEEK•LEE•TIST• wishin you Holiday Awesome!!

Click the pic for the hugest version...

This was the best f•ckin Xmas that I can remember as a chylde. I wanted a ghetto blaster so hard! Chris Brown had one, even Mark Hirschi had one. Although it's red and teeny as sh•t...it played Thriller and Van Halen all the same. Oh and check that b•tchin a$$ Pac Man shirt!! There are some Lazer Blazers in there. I recently aquired a new set of Lazer Blazers...it's a Skeletor set...and he's pissed as balls.

Seriously...I f•ckin love you all like candy. Hope you got your ghetto blaster this year!

And a ball gag in my mouth please....

(sing above title to the tune of 12 days of xmas)


So much amazing f•cking sh•t in this picture. 1st the couch...that sh•t is identical to my couch and makes me wonder...did they borrow it for their sexy time? 2nd Liquid Silk! Come on...anyone whose needed to get into those teeny tight spaces has used Liquid Silk...it's the silkiest! 3rd...human tied to doorknob...kinda hoping that's me...

There's more. Tell me what you see!

Why is Halloween better than Christmas?

Four words...

God! If only...

This would be man's single-most crowning achievement.

R.I.P. B. to the M.

DAMN!! Looks like our hopes for 8 Mile II Electric Boogaloo are shot to sh•t! BM you're gonna be missed...none of us will forget your transformation from gnarls to beauty in Clueless and in tribute...Carlos Santana wants to play you out. VIDEO

Dear Father X-mas...

I'm sorry I been bad mouthin ya. I've reformed...let's start fresh. I BELIEVE! I again believe in your jollieness and cheer.

This year for X-mas I would love the only motherf•cking, sh•tmazing tool I will ever need.

That would be rad of ya...
PS• Please see Amazon Wish List if you have any other questions.

Found via the one and only Zeblue Prime follow him...great fella...he once told me how NSFW a post of mine was...It was.

Best scene ever in my opinion...get in my mouth.

Well cover my man tits in Magic Shell stick me outside then lick that sh•t off!! I don't remember this scene...I'm gonna have to go back and revisit this classic! Wish I could remember the words to the song...Circle of LIFE b•tches!!

Special thanks to EGDeedy and Crystaluni for helpin me member the words to the song!

Russian Rocket My Ass

This sh•t is a f•ckin WORMHOLE!



They're here dudes...they've visited me in the past. *I ain't bullsh•ttin* They'll come over at 3 AM mark my words...invite em in. Make sure you got some Flamin Hot Cheetos and some Cherry Cokes...that's how they do.

Sandwich Pap Smear anyone?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

You gotta click on these godd•mn sammers they're HAAAUGE! Sh•ts almost scratch-n-sniff they so big!
Above: Thanksgiving Left Over Sandwich: Dark Meat Roast Turkey, Turkey Skin, Sprouts, Swiss Cheese, Jellied Cranberry Sauce, Turkey Gravy on an Roll

F•CK! That's what I'm talkin bout...don't be skimpy with them sprouts or cran and sh•t...that's the best! Oh, and that SKIN...THE SKIN!!


Above: Homemade: Ham, Provolone, Mayo, Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips, On Whole Grain bread

You're sh•ttin me right!? You go and make this sammy all healthy and junk with your whole grain bread...BOY HOWDY!

Check out Scanwiches on Tumblr they post a new "scanwich" every few days er so. If you wanna I can call ya and tell ya all about em. Holla...

Edward James Amos or Tori Olmos...I can't decide.

I f•ckin LOLLED while I was makin this piece of sh•t last night. FTW!


Edward James Olmos + Tore your Anus...whoa she's rugged as the Rockies!!

Twang Twang Twang

This f•ckin gatling gun shoots rubbers and 504 of them b•tches!! You know that if I had this I'd be Point Breakin the sh•t outta some banks...f•ckin takin people out safely...after all I don't believe in violence unless we're murderin a theater full of Twi•Hards In that case I'll load this f•ckin gun full of piano strings and decapitate some b•tches.

I'll do "whatever" it takes if someone would just make this gun for me...anything...really... INTSTRUCTIONS HERE

Don't you dare f•ck with Ronald when he's hungry

I've met some guys-n-dolls that get cranky times when their f•ckin hungry but nothin like Mr. McDonald!

So many ifs...

If the planets could align.
If Kurt were into boys.
If David were into boys.
If Dave bought Kurt a drink.
If Kurt accepted Dave's drink and attempt at foreplay as his shirt hangs 4 buttons open enticingly.
If Axel Foley were playing...settin the mood all sorta sexual style.
If they danced the nite away gettin wasted on Diva Daiquiri's...providing a smooth segway to naughty times.
If David's eggs accepted Kurt's seed.

If I were into boys.

The result would be the perfect love chylde...DAVID LEE RUSSELL! Get into it!

Freddy Rogers

Holy f•ck balls...this sh•t is funnier than Daniel takin a dildo in the turd cutter worn by Lady Elaine Fairchilde!! And...that noise would be hiliarious!!

Found via The Daily What. Always some excellent jizz on that site!

How bout we make apple juice and fax it to each other...

CHRIST!! This sh•t right here made me trickle the yellow from my yellow water hole into my underwears!

Wanna give Crystaluni and GodlessGirl some sweet sweet beard kisses for makin me laugh so hard!

I'm Han Solo! You f•ck with me, you f•ckin' with the best!

This mash-up Scar Wars does nothing but get me wet. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.
Big hugs to Geek Trooper for makin my morning just a little f•cking warmer.

Nah...a Lightsaber duel I haven't seen....

Long time ago (2007) in a galaxy far as f•ck away (Britain) I me thinks...

Originally created for the fifth annual Lightsaber Choreography Contest...where in the name of all that's holy and has boobs is this f•ckng contest!!? I need in. I got some sweet skills with the saber!

GUNDAMN AMAZING!

This sh•t right here is so f•ckin cool, makes ya wanna move to the Taiwan!


F•ckin go check out Counter656's vids on Youtube Maybe your b•ner for robots will get as big as mine...it'll take time and a lot of stretching but don't feel bad...someday you'll get the length you deserve!